Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

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With his atrocious spelling he will end up tagging Blossom Hill
 
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Tempted to jump oan a bus tae Paisley, get his Christmas deccies from his cooncil loft and wrap it roon his neck. Who the fuck talks about Christmas in May?! He’s the biggest wee fanny I’ve ever came across.

His living room is aboot 4 years out of date
Grab a Rustlers hen and get some original class of your own
 
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Why in the name of stovies, is he asking people to guess what his Christmas theme is? And then gloating that most got it wrong and said navy and silver when he literally told everyone that he was having a “tradishinal” theme this year, aw red, gold and green? Has his tiny brain forgotten that he told everyone his theme? He’s pissin me off so stay outta ma path
 
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He’s already said he was doing red and gold decor, bore off mario you fucking cretin
 
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Yes ma luvlies a know a said red and gold!!!! But you don’t know whit shade a red. Might be the shade a red ma arse used to go when ma Da skelpt me or it may be the shade a red ma face goes, you know because am so sensitive.

I don’t know how you aw canny just bare wae me and I’ll do a big reveal. One bigger than my (our) living room reveal.

now you are aw getting oan and in ma path the day when a told you no to. Now nae debates and back aff.

Tons of love
 
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Was that wee shit trying to get a free telly from Curry’s earlier? He’s a grabby wee bastard
 
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Marlon - nobody caressssss aboot Christmas or what you're going to dress your shoebox of a flat in as it'll look bloody awful regardless, so just STFU!
 
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