Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

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He can fuck reeeeeeiiiiigggghhhttttt awf with his Crissmas chat! These imbeciles live for big events so that they have an "excuse" to spend and show off to get likes, validation and treebies from strangers and companies, bunch of self serving dickheads!
 
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He’ll have a widnae box next week hanging off the side of the bedsit
Hes got Charlie nae bra dimmock on the phone pickin him out a bespoke antique oak one and then he'll get his craft on wi B&M Glotter and a can of spray paint, and of course it'll finally be him thinkin he's a Disney princess attractin aw the birds when a manky pigeon starts nestin in it
 
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Hardly airing the bed if you put all that sh*te on top is it?

Did he not say he was going for red and green this year for Christmas? How dare he think we don’t make spreadsheets pay attention to his waaaaffuuulll.
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"Leave it to air" you've got a fuck ton of oversized cushions, 4 pillows and a fuck off duvet taking up 90% of the bed with a hands width of space there, fuck all is getting aired out ya roaster
 
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Smell the wealth? Hahaha! Smell the desperation and the p*** from laughing someone has had at his expense no doubt! Who buys Xmas tat for the next year before Xmas? Smart people would have bought that after Xmas, especially when knowing we were going back into Lockdown and every store with an online presence was trying to get rid of everything as quickly as they could!

And if previous Xmas displays are anything to go by, he may have well wasted that money on more Olaplex and a Dyson Airwrap! What a strange thing to brag about spending money on! And let's not pretend that some other IG wannabe won't be quicker in starting to share their Xmas decs and plans, and because Mario cannot see green cheese go past him, he'll need to go back to his tat shops for other stuff anyway!
 
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Oh god, do we think Marions Christmas journee will be one to rival beckyhomesweethome’s one? It’ll be like a massive explosion at a tinsel and sweet tree factory with those two!
 
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I’m sorry, golden what? Get back to school you fucking moron, I’m deadly serious now is he doing it on purpose? Dickhead! He makes me so angry with his stupidity
 
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I was just coming in to ask if anyone else felt rage at the waves!!! It makes me feel irrational rage!!!!
 
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Think I’ve seen more of his living room than my own over the last few days
 
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Also that caption... the washing’s going out where exactly Marion? has he got a secret garden we don’t know about?
I believe there is a communal drying area some have mentioned on here. Think I’d stick with the dryer tbh
 
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Has Melvin been reading his Wiki? First time in eons he's mentioned a wedding and the Wiki says they're engaged with no immediate plans

Oh, and his budget will probably be 1 hundredth of that tiktok behemoth.
 
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Has Melvin been reading his Wiki? First time in eons he's mentioned a wedding and the Wiki says they're engaged with no immediate plans

Oh, and his budget will probably be 1 hundredth of that tiktok behemoth.
Can you imagine the absolute state of a Marion wedding? I almost want to start a go fund me for it, so we can see the shit show he would undoubtedly create it would be tattle gold!!!
 
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