Ha - one of the first things I thought! Where’s the bogging pink Christmas tree going to go?
Although pink won’t match, so it will be all new tat for the tree this year. I foresee Balsam Hill being begged for a tree.... “Dint ye know who aye am?”
Ha - one of the first things I thought! Where’s the bogging pink Christmas tree going to go?Where are you putting your Xmas tree, maz? Where are yours and deeks Xmas stockings going to hang? Where are you going to place your Xmas eve boxes?
Oh ma luvlie! You’ve swerved right oot yet ain lane here. Mazda made it TAE THE TAP of the retail wurld (assistant store manager). It jist wisnae fur him. So aye.......I genuinely don’t mean this in a nasty way but I struggle to believe he was ever a manager. Let’s be honest, the silly bastard is pretty much illiterate and to be quite honest the cunt couldn’t run a bath (just as well as he has not yet been gifted one)
Not to mention his biggest hobby in life is telling lies and he adds arms and legs on to everything that comes out his mouth. He’s talking shit as per usual
It’s so basic! Like he’s just moved into his first flat and been given a few bits to put in as decor from his mum until he can get something betterView attachment 572171
How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!
Lol in my head I'm laughing at the granny and fanny themeView attachment 572171
How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!
It’s so basic! Like he’s just moved into his first flat and been given a few bits to put in as decor from his mum until he can get something better
Are they blinds on back to front?View attachment 572171
How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!
Imagine what workmen must think when he opens the door in his hoosecoat/scuba gear/sweat stained PJ'sThe Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.
Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell
Mario's joab at Debenhams was putting the stock oot. True.I dunno about youse but “tae the tap” eh a company means a director or CEO, no just the “manager” a Glesga Debenhams but aye his joab wis just his joab so there’s nae debates about that. he’s in a joab noo he jist lovees nd it’s his dream tae be dain 30 mins a polishing the police men’s helmets every week.
The Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.
Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell
Your right oot of yer lane my lovelie. He bought all new Christmas decorations at Christmas and is going to a traditional theme this year.Ha - one of the first things I thought! Where’s the bogging pink Christmas tree going to go?
Although pink won’t match, so it will be all new tat for the tree this year. I foresee Balsam Hill being begged for a tree.... “Dint ye know who aye am?”
That’s also an old pic I think as yesterday his navy blinds were back to grey! I think, unless it was the light, but on his stories yesterday they definitely look grey not navy.View attachment 572171
How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!
Morning ma luvlee I huv a feeling the wee shitake mushroom will make an accidental appearance the day on this new dayn of dawn..so ayeThe Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.
Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell
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