Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

[airyfairy76]

Where are you putting your Xmas tree, maz? Where are yours and deeks Xmas stockings going to hang? Where are you going to place your Xmas eve boxes?

Ha - one of the first things I thought! Where’s the bogging pink Christmas tree going to go?

Although pink won’t match, so it will be all new tat for the tree this year. I foresee Balsam Hill being begged for a tree.... “Dint ye know who aye am?”

 

[Cleanayr]

Just hoping sky don't need in behind the media wall

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He was assistant manager at next. Said he'd reached the very top.
Allegedly sacked from semichem for pinching stock, not sure I believe that, but then I look at his collection of out of date chanel make up, that hasn't been added to since he left Debenhams.
He's not going to use the fire for heat... THEN WHY IN GOD'S NANE HAVE IT FITTED.

NANE... Ffs. Not changing it. Having a bad day.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I genuinely don’t mean this in a nasty way but I struggle to believe he was ever a manager. Let’s be honest, the silly bastard is pretty much illiterate and to be quite honest the bleep couldn’t run a bath (just as well as he has not yet been gifted one)
Not to mention his biggest hobby in life is telling lies and he adds arms and legs on to everything that comes out his mouth. He’s talking tit as per usual

Oh ma luvlie! You’ve swerved right oot yet ain lane here. Mazda made it TAE THE TAP of the retail wurld (assistant store manager). It jist wisnae fur him. So aye.......

 

[Poptart]

I really want to sit him down and teach him how to use quotation marks

 

[jalapeño_bites]

How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!

 

[universalminds]

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How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!

It’s so basic! Like he’s just moved into his first flat and been given a few bits to put in as decor from his mum until he can get something better

 

[Stealingstyle]

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How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!

Lol in my head I'm laughing at the granny and fanny theme

 

[jalapeño_bites]

It’s so basic! Like he’s just moved into his first flat and been given a few bits to put in as decor from his mum until he can get something better

I think he’s mad the windows looked better before yet it’s supposed to be a makeover. This was only 8 months ago and he’s changed it already Are you changing everything in your hobbit hole Marion because you can’t change your dark beggy soul?

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Where’s the hoover?

 

[laynelo_]

I dunno about youse but “tae the tap” eh a company means a director or CEO, no just the “manager” a Glesga Debenhams but aye his joab wis just his joab so there’s nae debates about that. he’s in a joab noo he jist lovees nd it’s his dream tae be dain 30 mins a polishing the police men’s helmets every week.

 

[Whatsallthis]

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How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!

Are they blinds on back to front?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.

Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell

 

[mrsbucket]

The Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.

Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell

Imagine what workmen must think when he opens the door in his hoosecoat/scuba gear/sweat stained PJ's Remember when he had his crapets cleaned and had a cheeky wee photo with the team in his jammies?

I wonder if he is the hostess with the mostess and offers them some crissss and joos?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Ma lovelie

I dunno about youse but “tae the tap” eh a company means a director or CEO, no just the “manager” a Glesga Debenhams but aye his joab wis just his joab so there’s nae debates about that. he’s in a joab noo he jist lovees nd it’s his dream tae be dain 30 mins a polishing the police men’s helmets every week.

Mario's joab at Debenhams was putting the stock oot. True. There were a few pics with random lovelies in the store, Mario on one side, boxes of stock on the other, and an Internet stranger gurning at the camera.

He's taking six viagra right now.

The Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.

Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell

 

[Johnnoijones]

Ha - one of the first things I thought! Where’s the bogging pink Christmas tree going to go?

Although pink won’t match, so it will be all new tat for the tree this year. I foresee Balsam Hill being begged for a tree.... “Dint ye know who aye am?”

Your right oot of yer lane my lovelie. He bought all new Christmas decorations at Christmas and is going to a traditional theme this year.

 

[telltaletitt]

Who sent Danielleeee a dm thanking her for gifting them the sofas wahahahahaha wahahahaha and this head replying kindness wins wahahaha

 

[Runforestrun]

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How does he think this looks good? Am getting granny vibes... The blue stick monstrosities look like tampons!

That’s also an old pic I think as yesterday his navy blinds were back to grey! I think, unless it was the light, but on his stories yesterday they definitely look grey not navy.

 

[Doodlebug71]

The Sky man is coming so imagine he'll be umming and aaahing over his outfit choice.

Option 1: Full mother of the bride hoosecoat ensemble
Option 2: A simple "tear away" so he can have a new accidentally nakey nakey story to tell

Morning ma luvlee I huv a feeling the wee shitake mushroom will make an accidental appearance the day on this new dayn of dawn..so aye

 

[Bestlife@60]

He should give up Instagram and become a Politician, he talks as much bollox as most of them!!!