Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

[GiftedNotFree]

Derek is only asking “is this his home?” cos he’s as high as a kite and didn’t even realise Marion was doing yet MORE redecorating! So he probably truly doesn’t realise that is actually, his house.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

How can you say something is utter rubbish when you’ve never watched an episode? Fucking bell end! And it’s *you’re not your that you need in that context

 

[DilysMcGillis]

@DilysMcGillis really did have writing in Mario speak down to a fine art
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Ah’m fine, ma lovelies, ah’m abzalootlee fine! Ah’ve no’ bin oan, but ah’ve been chantin’ yiz aw oan fae the rooftoaps! I have been continuing to marvel at Meirdre from afar & as soon as something amusing emerges (ie every time he opens his stupid turnip mouth) I’m straight on here for the commentary My favourites of late have definitely been the nail polishing of the intercom, the high tea stand, the “art” & the olaplex! The mock ups of Meirdre’s storage solutions have nearly ended me It is strangely reassuring to find that, regardless of how much time is spend away from Instagram & Tattle, whenever I return it is guaranteed that Meirdre is still (and always will be) an abzaloot fanny Noo that ah’m back yiz kin aw stoap messujin’ me kiz ah’ve bin unindaytit wi’ messijiz fae yiz aw, not that ah’d know ma outbox wiz bulgin’ as Derek deals wi’ aw that side ay hings, ahz yiz aw know! Ah cannae see aw youse messsijiz wi’ ma Kerry Katona eyes! Yiz miss nuhin, yiz ur aw wee Izas! Tonsae love!

....and @DilysMcGillis ....how I miss her Meirdre observations....! And @noid_phal too

It’s a new dayn of dawn, ma lovelie! Spritz roon some celebratory sea shells and bergamont room spray, ma lovelie, smell the wealth!!

 

[BishBashBoss]

1. As a gay man myself, I can confirm that I call him Marion because he acts like a 90 year old woman and not because he’s gay. It would be shite patter if it was because he’s gay.
2. I would say it to his face.
3. He deserves everything said on here.
4. He needs to sit down and get some class.

Love youse aw

Can’t believe I missed this. I’m gutted like Marion’s bathroom on a daily basis.

Same, I’m gay and I call him Marion because of the hoosecoat and slippers, bitching, gossiping, nosiness, and old lady mentality. I would abzalootly say it to his cream bb doll by batalova face. Not once have I read a comment on tattle saying someone hates him BECAUSE hes’s gay or camp. Like most of the cleanfluencers he’s a fake, lying, beggy prick.

 

[Poptart]

Pretty sure it's taking less time to rebuild the Notre Dame cathedral than it is to put up some panelling and bespoke B&M curtains.

 

[pinkgirl21]

Oh weee boujeee arse will be hinking he’s Laurence Llewyn Bowen. Living room will be like a window display in TJ Hughes for sure. (Love TJ Hughes) Here is my guesses of what he’s done.

*Media Wall with a 21inch tv and 4inch fire
*Panelling at either side of media wall or behind couch.
*the colour scheme is black or navy with shades of cream.
*a chandelier he can hing his hoosecoat on
*a new ashtray for Deek (for his herbal fags)

so that’s what I am thinking plus he has that rancid foto from his Actor brother. Buzzing for the grand reveal........it’s like watching coooooncil estate changing rooms. (Was brought up in a coooncil flat)

 

[menopausalmargrit]

In the queue wi aw youse trolls waiting fur the big reveal.

 

[Babybail93]

I can just smell the wealth coming from that kitchen!

 

[laynelo_]

Day 736 of the premier inn pillow; will this horror ever end?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He wis quick in there to correct her wisn’t he

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It’s the only comment he’s replied to lol another one states you’ve got a great eye aye your rite doll coz the other one is fulla the Kerry katonaitis!!!!

 

[Be More Pacific]

Hi ma lovelies, I’m so chuffed with this new thread. Already HOWLING at the boujee, bespoke storage photo tears running doon ma face and clutching ma beak. Veering out of ma lane as I’m buckled and can’t see for tears of laughter.

Tattie hearts for all mwah mwah

In pure full glory ma lovelies!

 

[Badaboom]

Is no one going to mention the fact that the new rug is sporting a boujee wee shower cap?

 

[Popper]

The oplex is working well. Why does he have a right angle shaved in to the side of his head?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Star Wars Day was last week Marion. Pack the chat in.

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Bespoke curtains online - first idiotic statement of the day!

He’s talking like he’s dressing a bay window in a tenement flat in Hyndland. Fanny.

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

Thread suggestion - Decorating your flat for instagram validation...what a very sad situation

 

[Noseycow2020]

Panelling and a media wall why have one trend when you can have them all in the smallest flat in the world

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I truly hope wee Rayn sees the panelled wall like this

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He wis quick in there to correct her wisn’t he

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A can just imagine him in his bedset fucking foaming over that. “Ehhh Derek, wantae hear wit somebody thought oor bespoke wid panelling wis? FUCKIN WALLPAPER!”

 

[Tofuniam]

I cannot wait to see his reveal, him and wee Derek sitting with their knees under their chins because there’s no room to stretch their legs out with the new media unit. I would get right back in ma ain lane, but I’m too tightly wedged between the faux fire place, the bespoke canvas and the tapas table.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Oh ma lovelies, Marions big reveal and oor Nicola telling us if we are moving to level two aw in the wan day! A don’t know whether al be able to take it aw!!!