Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

[BishBashBoss]

Excuse you ma lovelie! But you’re wrong on this occasion! All furniture is being stored accordingly in the swankiest storage in Paisley! Which might I add is only used by those who are super successful, debt free high flyers! I’ll have you know those sofas are paying full rent! Karmer on your arse! Liar! Jealous! Keyboard warrior! Troll!

Love all of this!!

 

[Very Cherry]

i think pepper gate is saved in one his boy wonder highlight. He was oot of his laine at the shops and a bottle of pepper got spilt at the check outs and he was rude AF about it

Thanks, I'll have to have a wee look.

 

[Stealingstyle]

I'm struggling to remember the origins story that became the legend of the smashed in letterbox, even though I can barely type those words for laughing.

Can anyone remember what made the cooncil breach Melvs safe place?

What ??? Fans paid him a visit?

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

The one with the pantomime dames costume sketches on it that is super sentimental cos they're his brothers panto outfits - he's an actor case you didn't know, he acts and produces in the theatre n acts in the arts n that (!) - and as soon as he saw it hanging at his sister's house he had to have one too, so his brother, who's an actor, commissioned the doop from the costume designer so wee Melv's blister doesn't have something unique anymore.

It's been laying in wait for him doon the Shire since Christmas. I'd love to know when he saw it first at his sister's house, and then how come his bro, who's an actor in the arts and lives in Edinburgh, got it delivered to the Shire and not to Paisley?

I think somebody played fast and loose with the don't travel/stay local guidelines, OH YES HE DID

Is this on his stories? I am intrugued and cannot find it on his insta!!

 

[MaidMarion]

Wit happened ma lovelie? Cannae believe a missed it aw.

Same here!

 

[Beanpop442]

Swerving out ma Laine - can someone please explain the Kerry katona eyes? Or add it to the wiki?

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

I keep getting insta notifications saying Mario has posted a new story but when I click it says story unavailable. Have I been blocked?!

 

[Stealingstyle]

Someone earlier on mentioned that his fuhl rent flat is earmarked for demolition, which made me wonder where it was. Well right next to a railway line with a station in view according to Marion’s photos - so pretty easy to find. Oh my lovelies, it’s made me question even more why the hell he is pouring so much money into it?! I’m baffled

Seedhill or gallowhill only 2 estates with railway line view

 

[notanothergrammer]

@Curtaintwitcher45 Who Deek??? Ask Mazda He doesn't have the range darling he just doesn't have the range

 

[Cady1954]

Might be stepping oot ma lane here, but I'm sure here in Scotland ex-military qualify for council house, wee Deek must have applied after he came oot the army.

Deek was in the army??

 

[Stealingstyle]

Hawkhead train station ma lublies mwah mwah mwah

Oh yeh forgot about that one

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

And its not even bespoke, cos it's a copy of the one hanging in the blisters care home. Couldnae see green cheese go by him.

What canvas do you speak of ma lovelie??

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Does anyone follow greedy? She's being doing her Erin's today and Mazda was doing his arons yesterday

Who's greedy?

 

[Mememe23]

That Holly one is the biggest Sheep on the gram. She’s unbearably predictable.

In what way? I mean at the start she was but I do t think she is to bad now

 

[jxhx]

Does anyone have the tattie heart gif? I saw it on an old thread but can't remember what one.