Yes, he uses lorne sausageWhy the hell doesn’t he just throw it all in a slow cooker for the day if he’s ‘prepping’ it in the morning??
Does he really use Lorne sausage in it? I always assumed it was corned beef he was using
It’s his aunt’s recipe I believe, he reveals all in his stovies highlight my lovlie (even although he begins the highlight saying he can’t save it as a highlight) 
My tipping point will be filtering a pot of stovies and making highlights of it. Just wait and see.Still makes me laugh that he “preps” stovies!
Swerving clean oot ma laine to say that I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Maurice’s veg (Ooo matron
) when he’s done a post-shop, full fridge boomerang and it’s pre-chopped. So he doesn’t even need to do that 
Cos he's a knob head and playing it out for content
I'm sure his sausage/mushroom has been well and truly boiled my lovelyWouldn’t u fry your sausage first before you boil it in water? I’d have thought it would just disintegrate and float round the top while the massive chunks of veg tatties sink to the bottom...
...
Who’s fingers are in the bowl?
it’s got runny turds written all over it The last time he cooked it, it was filtered to fuckery and I said it looked like those rhubarb and custard sweets!
Seriously all those chunks, boke
Compared to this I think what he has made is dick stew ma lovelies.Seriously all those chunks, boke
Correct me if I’m wrong ma lovelies but this is what stovies ‘should’ look like.
Av nothing else tae say, I need a lie doon.
Why the duck has he put chopped up cocks in that already pot of shite?
Also the fact he has the barefaced cheek to call them stovies. It's an insult to actual stoviesStill makes me laugh that he “preps” stovies!
