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WHAT ARE THOSE THREE LONG THINGS FINGERS PEENS WHY GOD WHY
Their bedroom is gonna smell a treat the morra 
sulphur!
sulphur!
The only thing those stovies will be heating up is his arse, IBS through the flair 
what’s he used??!! Dereks dick??!What a twist that he didn't use lorne sausage this time. Awe Mario keeping us on our tooes!
It’ll kill the bed bugs for sure!Their bedroom is gonna smell a treat the morra
He’ll definitely be changing his bedding after taking a gamble on a fartIt’ll kill the bed bugs for sure!
DICK STEW! absolutely sickening mate
Poor, poor DerekHe’ll definitely be changing his bedding after taking a gamble on a fart
I don't think M realises how much cringe he brings me/us
*opens new account Mr Dick Stew, ladies, orderly queue*DICK STEW! absolutely sickening mate
Oor poor wee Derek, cringing in bed, Mario peels off his granny hoosecoat, sweaty socks, pink lounge set... Derek screams noooo! I'm not eating anymore dick tonight.
And hopefully that bleeping hoosecoat!He’ll definitely be changing his bedding after taking a gamble on a fart
Hobbit-penis hotpot .
Why DAFUQ would he not brown those links first?
.Why DAFUQ would he not brown those links first?
There needs to be a tragic fire at their hoose. I'd certainly arrange one if I woke up one day and realised everything I owned was crappy tat. Tragic fire would sadly kill Mario too. Not even sorry. Considering accidentally pushing Mr phal oot the window. 
To be fair, there's different Stovie recipes in Scotland depending on area and family history, some use corned beef others use square sausage and links, his seems the West coast variant, same as what myself and family and friends make, but you're supposed to brown all the sausages first, and don't boil it to duck with a tin of bisto! He is trying the West coast version, but in true Mazda style he's making a right arse of it! He is a fanny!
Edit: Added pic from t'internet!
Edit: Added pic from t'internet!
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Born in raised in Paisley yet I’ve never ever heard of stovies... I must be a fake. Tbf I think it looks and sounds grim between the actual version and wee Marions version. I feel like he cooks it so often too, like 3 times a week!! how does he not get sick of it!
... I must be a fake. Tbf I think it looks and sounds grim between the actual version and wee Marions version. I feel like he cooks it so often too, like 3 times a week!! how does he not get sick of it!
Maybe if you had marions work ethic you’d appreciate a steaming hot pile ofBorn in raised in Paisley yet I’ve never ever heard of stovies
You say sili-cone and I say sili-kinYou say falbon and I say fablon
Sili-cone, Sili-kin, Falbon, Fablon
Let’s call the
... polis cos Derek is definitely under they flairboards ma lovelies, missing his boaby according to they stovies
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