Yay more brushes to apply his out of date make up!
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Ma luvlees I have come to the assumption Mildred is no more than cuckooing in Denzels flat totally taken over with not a trace of wee Dezza apart from his corpse on the plush bespoke sofa ...so aye nae debates
He’s bought himself make up brushes coz you know how much he just looooves make up! Surely every bit of make up including the near £200 he spent on Charlotte Tilbury during lock down will be past its best now?
He really is a complete whalloper!!
He really is a complete whalloper!!
Oh no! Marion and Hinchy is bad enough, but Marion and Kate Hayes (KHM - another insta nightmare) getting chummy cos he’s known in the pool now is more than I can takeLiverpool! He’s reached world fame
He's got more makeup and brushes than me, and l love my slap!
And happily gives away stuff he’s been gifted over the years from Pagazzi etc that doesn’t last a year in his house. That boy has a real problem. What’s the bet the ‘decorating’ gets magically done before end of April.
While I’m sure even Mario’s bed bugs are bespoke, like wtf airing the bed does nothing but air the damn bed - makes your sheets smell less like old house coat and cat for another day .
also for the love of Jesus he needs to do something about the extension cord and power bar running across that fancy livingroom.
the mat , I say mat because that is too small to be a rug, under the coffee table puzzles me.
also for the love of Jesus he needs to do something about the extension cord and power bar running across that fancy livingroom.
the mat , I say mat because that is too small to be a rug, under the coffee table puzzles me.
We like to refer to it as the salmon beach towel ma lovelie xxx
The extension cord does ruin his aesthetic somewhat
It wouldn't take much to hide it. How anyone can say his living room is goals is beyond me!
Laurence Llewelyn Bowen on ThisMorning and it’s making me think of our Maroon! Ya know how he thinks he’s the home style extraordinar of the world! Boujeeeeee
Still makes me laugh that he “preps” stovies! if there was any meal that doesn’t need prepped it’s stovies 
if there was any meal that doesn’t need prepped it’s stovies 
I'd love him to be more like Laurence.
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I just someone sharing his bedbug story and they said go follow the amazing Mario for fab tips like this
Oh ma lovelies iv been awffy busy getting the bed bugs hoovered right aff ma mattress
I pissed myself laughing at that, he is such an illiterate wee fanny!! He’s wasted all those years at school and learned nothing especially his spelling and grammar.
Anyway just indicating back into ma ane lane and the night il settle doon way ma joos n crisps and invite ma bed bugs to share it too
I pissed myself laughing at that, he is such an illiterate wee fanny!! He’s wasted all those years at school and learned nothing especially his spelling and grammar. Anyway just indicating back into ma ane lane and the night il settle doon way ma joos n crisps and invite ma bed bugs to share it too
It sits in water all day until he boils it for hoursStill makes me laugh that he “preps” stovies!
I can’t get over how grim it isGruel/dog food.It sits in water all day until he boils it for hours
His ’root veg and raw lorne sausage surprise’ should be kept in the fridge surely? Cooking the sausage in such an ungodly manner is insult enough but leaving it soaking all day in room temperature water is just asking for trouble 
Don’t question Marions cooking ma lovelie. He is well known for his stovies. He is simply leaving the veg to marinate in the sausage jooose much like his ancient Scottish ancestors would do when making stovies. So back in yer laine you go!His ’root veg and raw lorne sausage surprise’ should be kept in the fridge surely? Cooking the sausage in such an ungodly manner is insult enough but leaving it soaking all day in room temperature water is just asking for trouble
He should stir it with his silly cone crappy brush, cut out the middle man. When I was a young sweet girl, sausage surprise meant something quite different.His ’root veg and raw lorne sausage surprise’ should be kept in the fridge surely? Cooking the sausage in such an ungodly manner is insult enough but leaving it soaking all day in room temperature water is just asking for trouble
Why the hell doesn’t he just throw it all in a slow cooker for the day if he’s ‘prepping’ it in the morning??
Does he really use Lorne sausage in it? I always assumed it was corned beef he was using
Does he really use Lorne sausage in it? I always assumed it was corned beef he was using
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