I still have a giggle at his ‘books’ what was it he was showing off yesterday, YSL ...
honestly I know it’s been said so many times but his account is convincingly a parody.
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I still have a giggle at his ‘books’ what was it he was showing off yesterday, YSL ...
honestly I know it’s been said so many times but his account is convincingly a parody.
Apparently we all have bed bugs living in our mattress my lovelie. Back in yer laine you go. Excuse me while I run upstairs to burn my beds and kill the bedbugs
I also like how he sometimes always makes his bed this way 
Imagine telling one hundred and twenty nine thousand people (and a bunch of Tattlers) that you’ve got bed bugs when you mean dust mites 
If you stood next to Mario I think you’d get a nice breeze from the air passing through his ears where his brain should be.
If you stood next to Mario I think you’d get a nice breeze from the air passing through his ears where his brain should be.
Like something with lungs as small as a bed bug would be able to survive with the air in that hovel Mario you joker!
Mario you joker!Marion you are the bed bug. No debates.
bleeping bedbugs? What a complete test! Presume he means dust mites?
Mario's summary of the Harry and Meghan interview has floored me ma lovelies. I think he has missed his calling as a jurnehalist. What great insight. So aye!
It’s only Tuesday and Mazza has given me life this week! He’s certainly back with a bang, and I’m here for it!
Hoosecoat firmly in place waving his sillycone bog brush around like a budget Harry Potter! WTF do these ‘influencers’ think we want to see the inside of their bogs? It’s bleeping rank
Also, hands up who asked him how he makes his bed! Come on, admit it!!
Hoosecoat firmly in place waving his sillycone bog brush around like a budget Harry Potter! WTF do these ‘influencers’ think we want to see the inside of their bogs? It’s bleeping rank
Also, hands up who asked him how he makes his bed! Come on, admit it!!
He did a tit job on the painting. Also looks like he didn't paint the ceiling or the door surround. Half joab Mario. 
Is he sorry they people are quick they get to collect the tat
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Thank you ma wee darlin! I’ll sleep better tonight now! Once I’ve emptied all the Contents from the Kellogg’s box into the dispenser with the bespoke label saying Cereal I shall wrap it in the finest paper from Poundland and write BnM on it to go with the YSLIt’s from a boujee bespoke small business called Kellogg’s ma lovelie. Hope that helps
Bet Big Bernadette has had them off himIs he sorry they people are quick they get to collect the tat
His consumption is staggering, he buys and gets rid of stuff so quickly. I have had my current house for 6 years and my previous house for 6 years. There are rugs, furniture, lightening, curtains, bedding, pictures etc etc that I have had for between 6-12 years. I buy items I love and don’t give a toss about insta trends.Is he sorry they people are quick they get to collect the tat
He decorates his house with cheap tat and easily follows fads. I do wonder what these idiots will think in a few years time when they realise how easily they were sold to...and how it didn’t bring them happiness but debut and a constant need to chase the next fix!
He has ordered more cushions for the bed, at what point did he look at that bed and think; I know what’s missing here more cushions?
All said, I’m here to laugh and share in the horror of his decorating and redecorating journey!
His flat is a constant revolving door of tat. No personal style or authentic choices in the furniture or home wears at all. It’s just constant spend spend spend.
Nothing in the flat flows - I take it now he’s changing his “theme” from glass / mirrored / crystal / silver / sparkly etc to... monochrome? Everything is just a boring fad for Mario. Unbelievable waste of money, too!!
The bamboo stuff in the kitchen looks awful with the grey. The bed cushions get put on the floor, there's already no room. Dereks things are chucked behind the sofa so Mario can display ten candles fourteen diffusers and eleventy hundred wax melt burners. Rayn is shut into a truly tiny hall while they're out. Their home doesn't work for them, why can't they see that.
The shot of him in the mirror in his wee granny hoosecoat and slippers made me chuckle
oh god that light shade is tacky af with the council white wire and 50p lightbulbHe did a tit job on the painting. Also looks like he didn't paint the ceiling or the door surround. Half joab Mario.
Get some class Margo!
Exactly! He’s not even picked up an Edison bulb on his many shopping tripsoh god that light shade is tacky af with the council white wire and 50p lightbulb
Get some class Margo!
Patience ma lovelie, next year when his Kerry Katona eyes pick that detail up.Exactly! He’s not even picked up an Edison bulb on his many shopping trips
The decor in that house id bloody awful 
he needs banned from b&m 
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