Cleaning with Mario #32 hair mask in the scent pointless

[Curtaintwitcher45]

God this little scrote winds me right up. He really has no idea what a busy life is working 15 minutes a week. Try working 9 hours a day 5 days a week like the rest of us. Honestly he is so clueless, maybe he if didn’t over exert himself by furiously online shopping, desperately trying to keep up with the latest trends he wouldn’t tire himself out so much. He truly thinks his life is hectic and manic but all he has or does is shop!! Take that away and he literally doesn’t do anything, ever.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

What happened on dereks birthday? I missed it ha

Exactly that ma lovelies. Nothing happened apart from a few boxes of Cadbury's creme eggs lol

 

[other things online]

Exactly that ma lovelies. Nothing happened apart from a few boxes of Cadbury's creme eggs lol

Aww poor derek

 

[Beggarsbelief]

What happened on dereks birthday? I missed it ha

He got Derek creme eggs for his birthday and that was his only present from him from what I can remember as his Derek loves chocolate

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

He got Derek creme eggs for his birthday and that was his only present from him from what I can remember as his Derek loves chocolate

It boils my piss when people buy a tit, impersonal, cheap and thoughtless present and then try to justify it to you like they’ve bought it for any other reason than it being the first thing they saw on the shelf in Tesco

“Oh I saw this moisturiser set and thought of you straight away because I know you’ve got skin”

“Right... thanks for that hun...”

 

[Beggarsbelief]

It boils my piss when people buy a tit, impersonal, cheap and thoughtless present and then try to justify it to you like they’ve bought it for any other reason than it being the first thing they saw on the shelf in Tesco

“Oh I saw this moisturiser set and thought of you straight away because I know you’ve got skin”

“Right... thanks for that hun...”

If I was Derek I would have vollied him in the baws giving me that as a birthday presentyet he instructs derek to buy him gifts then makes out derek surprised himaye very good we believe you but thousands wouldnt

 

[laynelo_]

I’m convinced Marion is just Derek’s live in maid who the duck only gets their partner creme eggs for their birthday?? sick wee bleep.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

After the birthday gift of dreams he proceeded to have one with a cuppa - with the hashtag #needed. Bawbag

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

Where are we seeing the creme egg content ma lovelies? Feel like I’ve missed something. Did he not say he had placed an order on amazon for Dereks birthday? Surely he didn’t order a box of creme eggs? When was Dereks birthday?

 

[twilightgarden]

Exactly that ma lovelies. Nothing happened apart from a few boxes of Cadbury's creme eggs lol

He then had the cheek to start eating them!

 

[YouOkHunx]

Where are we seeing the creme egg content ma lovelies? Feel like I’ve missed something. Did he not say he had placed an order on amazon for Dereks birthday? Surely he didn’t order a box of creme eggs? When was Dereks birthday?

Think the creme eggs were for last year

 

[Beggarsbelief]

Where are we seeing the creme egg content ma lovelies? Feel like I’ve missed something. Did he not say he had placed an order on amazon for Dereks birthday? Surely he didn’t order a box of creme eggs? When was Dereks birthday?

This was last year ma lovelie

 

[ItsIsa]

God this little scrote winds me right up. He really has no idea what a busy life is working 15 minutes a week. Try working 9 hours a day 5 days a week like the rest of us. Honestly he is so clueless, maybe he if didn’t over exert himself by furiously online shopping, desperately trying to keep up with the latest trends he wouldn’t tire himself out so much. He truly thinks his life is hectic and manic but all he has or does is shop!! Take that away and he literally doesn’t do anything, ever.

Am stepping oot ma laine to say.. he’s using this leafy background to try and be more Hinch/ Stacey Solomon

You do you Mario, spine bright

 

[Coolblondie]

Mario is fine ma lovelies . The wee scrote was outside the sheriff court in paisley at 6.15 . He was navigating the busy crossing with his Kerry katona while on his phone ! Maybe catching up with tattle ??? X

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Aw ma lovelies, happy new thread to youse aw! lately I’ve no had the capacity to tune in to oor Mario. He’s been doin my box right in, so he has. Cannot be fucked so I feel well out the loop 🥲🥲. I’m assuming nothing has changed in ol Margo’s world - all me, me, me as usual!

Mwah

 

[universalminds]

Am stepping oot ma laine to say.. he’s using this leafy background to try and be more Hinch/ Stacey Solomon

You do you Mario, spine bright

my thoughts exactly.....just waiting fot him to start doing the 5 thoughts for the day

 

[Whatsallthis]

Mario is fine ma lovelies . The wee scrote was outside the sheriff court in paisley at 6.15 . He was navigating the busy crossing with his Kerry katona while on his phone ! Maybe catching up with tattle ??? X

Walking back from work would fit if he’s down near the airport working . Though I’m surprised he didn’t have a chaperone - that’s an awfy busy road ma lovelies

 

[ItsIsa]

my thoughts exactly.....just waiting fot him to start doing the 5 thoughts for the day

The adventures of rayne and deek every morning

 

[NOID-phal]

Hay trolls
Why is he still pretending that half an hour wiping/cleaning is so tiring he can't post.
Bet he's quiet cos he's got the fellas in doing his god awful renovations.
Can't wait tbh.

 

[other things online]

Hay trolls
Why is he still pretending that half an hour wiping/cleaning is so tiring he can't post.
Bet he's quiet cos he's got the fellas in doing his god awful renovations.
Can't wait tbh.

I hope think derek may have finally fucked him off .. ‘ammm fiiiine ma lovelies’ and that he’s spending the weekend ‘on his own’ or something along those lines?