The new bits arriving this week for the hall and bedroom, taken right off Instagram. Everyone and their granny now has those candles, black mirrors and weird vase thing. He’s always so late to the party. His cheap diamanté tat won’t match the new influencer interior design style. He’s such a loser who can’t think for himself
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sorry everyone I'm kate to the party but omg lol what a tit
That's a lovely new cutlery divider in the colour plywood. Matches his bamboo kettle handle a treat. Once you open the drawer 
I can't remember the last time l had full fat milkAnd bloody full fat milk!!I thought only babbies drunk that?
Hahaha I feel you. Forget all the processed tit he eats, it’s the full fat milk for meI can't remember the last time l had full fat milk
revolting
So stressed doing the food shop, but still managed to take a Boomerang of his trolley 
Also managed to go in past Aldi earlier in the week. He’s a lying baldy bastard.So stressed doing the food shop, but still managed to take a Boomerang of his trolley
I nominate you for a thread title, Cleaning With Mario - He’s a lying Baldy Bastard (I know we can’t have swear words in titles though 
)Haha we only ever have blue milk lol, skimmed is just white water and I’ve always just bought full fat. I only drink it in tea thoughI can't remember the last time l had full fat milk
whole milk is the bomb I always drank full fat and thought everyone didHaha we only ever have blue milk lol, skimmed is just white water and I’ve always just bought full fat. I only drink it in tea though
If you’re gonna have milk have real milkI always drank full fat and thought everyone did
Just me on the red milk here then... back in my ain lane I go! 
I have Oat milk so what kind of psycho does that make me? 
I wish a boomerang would hit him on the beak 🪃So stressed doing the food shop, but still managed to take a Boomerang of his trolley
so aye & so forth. mwah x
Same here, ma lovelie! Nae coos milk in this hoose. Wee Marjorie is in his ain lane as usual though. Blue milk with a chaser of red cola. BespokeI have Oat milk so what kind of psycho does that make me?
His beak is probably bigger than the boomerang.I wish a boomerang would hit him on the beak 🪃
mwah x
Pre-chopped mushrooms. Jesus Christ.
Big hugs ma lovely! I have also had an uncle that passed from AIDS but it was all brushed under the carpet and no one would admit he was gay. Easier as he lived in NZ. It was 38 years ago and I can understand why it happened. Totally agree that he should be using his platform to raise awareness for so many things but he just doesn't or when he does he gets it all wrong.
We have full fat milk too, I only have it for cereal tho I have coffee mate in my brewHaha we only ever have blue milk lol, skimmed is just white water and I’ve always just bought full fat. I only drink it in tea though
What a busy day he had ahead! wonder if it’ll all get too much for him like his in store shop did. Also, prep the stovies?? What the duck is he prepping?? It’s the easiest thing to make, I think my eight year old would manage.
wonder if it’ll all get too much for him like his in store shop did. Also, prep the stovies?? What the duck is he prepping?? It’s the easiest thing to make, I think my eight year old would manage.Attachments
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