Derek, one of these doors is an escape.... Pick a door!
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Strap in ma lovelies....he's taking us on a Jourrneyyyy.
Thanks for this tip off my lovely. I've caught up on all his videos and now think I might be high he was that bakedDerek Johnstone ma lovelie. Enjoy
Joking aside, they did a video where they're asked questions and you point at whoever the answer is. Question one was 'who is the best looking?', and with no hesitation they both point at Deek. Mario, get yourself a guy who points at YOU. Couldn't imagine my husband doing that even if it is true!!!???!
Is it necessary?
Is it true?
Answers are both NO to everything he ever posts
Is it true?
Answers are both NO to everything he ever posts
Think before you type? Are you using the correct word? Is the spelling correct? Is what you’re typing factually correct? Hmm I think Marion you’ll find you answer no to all three all of the time. Perhaps work on that first Marion.
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Says Marion who spent a good part of January throwing sly digs and shade at someone on instagram 
THAT IS ONLINE BULLYING. You did it on insta to make sure whoever you had a problem with could see it and make them feel crap/paranoid.
the internet doesn’t forget Marion. Practice what you preach.
THAT IS ONLINE BULLYING. You did it on insta to make sure whoever you had a problem with could see it and make them feel crap/paranoid.the internet doesn’t forget Marion. Practice what you preach.
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Happy Monday y'all, spine bright. But remember to #beakkind cleanse that posion from youse aye and so fforth
Nothing says ‘ High tea’ quite like a chipped cup!
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Poor Mario, he just is fugly. No way round it, he's an escaped bat/ape experiment from wuhan.Thanks for this tip off my lovely. I've caught up on all his videos and now think I might be high he was that baked
Joking aside, they did a video where they're asked questions and you point at whoever the answer is. Question one was 'who is the best looking?', and with no hesitation they both point at Deek. Mario, get yourself a guy who points at YOU. Couldn't imagine my husband doing that even if it is true!!!???!
My phone thinks I mean Wigan. No dear, wuhan.
He's not got a flare (sic) for doing a fancy Instagram picture display yet that was literally his job at debenhams
Jesus Christ he’s off his chompDerek Johnstone ma lovelie. Enjoy
Only just seen these- bloody hell, I’m crying!!Derek Johnstone ma lovelie. Enjoy
They’re such a funny match!!
Omg!!Poor Mario, he just is fugly. No way round it, he's an escaped bat/ape experiment from wuhan.
My phone thinks I mean Wigan. No dear, wuhan.
Laughing out loud here! His beak is mahoosive
bet he can lie on the couch and turn the big light off with that snozzlewithout getting up.he can certainly smell the wealth with that honker ma lovelieHis beak is mahoosive
The boss at my old work used to make Buck’s Fizz with diluting juice for events in work
I actually laughed and had a big moan about it. Got called into the office and given a warning for disrespect I’m 100% sure her house is as bad as marions!
Its a pity he couldb”t smell the rats/squirrels that were in his loft with that snout so aye ma lovelies im fine jus sitting way ma joos n criss. Only kind words on ma page fay noo on
Grey is oooooovvvvvvveeerrrr
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This had me howling! I've been MIA these past few days and just catching up. Im currently eating a lime and mint high tea in the flavour of plywood in the shade of cringe
I know this is really petty, but he just comes across as so rude in the ‘falbon’ and paint choices. Nothing like - I am having trouble choosing, will you help me out or hey guys which one do you think is best, he just says ‘which one do you like’ and ‘again’ he just has no people skills. He has obviously watched ‘Hinchy’ on her stories and is trying to copy. Again.
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