Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

[LoopyHoopy71]

ok I may of had a glass of presseco or two and it may have impaired my judgement slightly.

but Marions post about it being spontaneous makes me think he has a serious case of FOMO.

like maybe all he wants is to fit in and that’s why he tries so hard with buying crap. Maybe that’s all he feels he has to offer.

I actually feel a bit sad for him...but of course it could be the presseco

Back in yer ain lane ma lovely and step away from the Prosecco. Totes agree wi the FOMO and feels he has to prove him and Deek are still sharing love juice but.......feeling sad for him......naw naw we canny huv that. You'll see him differently ra morra when ye take yer prosecco goggles aff

 

[mrsbucket]

A couple of youse have mentioned that Deek has a wee penchant for the devils lettuce. Is this confirmed or just a Tattle rumour? Nae judgement from me ma lovelies I am partial to a bit of jazz cabbage maself on the odd occasion. But that's my personal life and my prerogative so am well an truly in my ain laine!

Just curious as it would explain Marion's excessive use of room spray/diffusers/wax melts. So aye! Spine bright ma lovelies mwah mwah x

 

[GiftedNotFree]

A couple of youse have mentioned that Deek has a wee penchant for the devils lettuce. Is this confirmed or just a Tattle rumour? Nae judgement from me ma lovelies I am partial to a bit of jazz cabbage maself on the odd occasion. But that's my personal life and my prerogative so am well an truly in my ain laine!

Just curious as it would explain Marion's excessive use of room spray/diffusers/wax melts. So aye! Spine bright ma lovelies mwah mwah x

Derek looks and sounds perma blazed and Mavis douses that hoose in 393982 bespoke scents on the daily, you do the math ma lovelie mwah

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

A couple of youse have mentioned that Deek has a wee penchant for the devils lettuce. Is this confirmed or just a Tattle rumour? Nae judgement from me ma lovelies I am partial to a bit of jazz cabbage maself on the odd occasion. But that's my personal life and my prerogative so am well an truly in my ain laine!

Just curious as it would explain Marion's excessive use of room spray/diffusers/wax melts. So aye! Spine bright ma lovelies mwah mwah x

Think it is more or less a mathematical certainty ma lovelies... Mario and Dereks padded, fanny pillow cell in the colour "green" and scent hash ...

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Why is a 37 year old man saying his boyfriend said something “naughty” like he’s a teenage girl crushing on N Sync?

I am the same age as Marion and the vulgarities that come out of my mouth know no bounds so it really baffles me why he acts like this? Was he dropped on his head as a child?

Remember how mortified he was at Naked Attraction? It’s some cocks and Fanny’s. We have all seen our fair share surely?

Am a in the wrang lane?

 

[NOID-phal]

Why is a 37 year old man saying his boyfriend said something “naughty” like he’s a teenage girl crushing on N Sync?

I am the same age as Marion and the vulgarities that come out of my mouth know no bounds so it really baffles me why he acts like this? Was he dropped on his head as a child?

Remember how mortified he was at Naked Attraction? It’s some cocks and Fanny’s. We have all seen our fair share surely?

Am a in the wrang lane?

I doubt he's seen much in the way of fanny.

 

[twilightgarden]

I doubt he's seen much in the way of fanny.

Apart from when he looks in the mirror or at his cushions

 

[BishBashBoss]

Derek’s been fleeing oot his tits from Marion’s scents the past few years, so he doesn’t even know what day it is ma lovelies. Imprisoned by, wax melts, oils, candles, fabric softener, cleaning products, room spray, and Marion’s stolen scents by Ava Ford. Sorry I know I know! I swerved oot ma laine there! the roads been icy lately wae the snow and so forth

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Why is a 37 year old man saying his boyfriend said something “naughty” like he’s a teenage girl crushing on N Sync?

I am the same age as Marion and the vulgarities that come out of my mouth know no bounds so it really baffles me why he acts like this? Was he dropped on his head as a child?

Remember how mortified he was at Naked Attraction? It’s some cocks and Fanny’s. We have all seen our fair share surely?

Am a in the wrang lane?

It's how his ego lets folk know his partner still fancies getting jiggy with him after all those years but him being unable to forget his Mammy is one of his followers

 

[Wee blether]

A couple of youse have mentioned that Deek has a wee penchant for the devils lettuce. Is this confirmed or just a Tattle rumour? Nae judgement from me ma lovelies I am partial to a bit of jazz cabbage maself on the odd occasion. But that's my personal life and my prerogative so am well an truly in my ain laine!

Just curious as it would explain Marion's excessive use of room spray/diffusers/wax melts. So aye! Spine bright ma lovelies mwah mwah x

Look at Derek's tik toks and you will get your answer Penny arcade is my favourite Bless his wee cotton socks..

 

[BishBashBoss]

Marion: we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, no my lovelies not for us!

Also Marion: Happy Valentines Day lovelies! I made Derek high tea so I can get ma hole on Valentine’s Day, here’s a Valentine’s competition for you all, Oh I’m loving everyone’s Valentines Day posts, I’m keeping my love sign up (cos did I mention it’s Valentine’s Day)

 

[thatpicniclife]

You know as annoying as Marion can be. His account has given me many laughs through lockdown.

where would we be without him. Some other threads really bring the Debby downer out in me but Marion’s thread really lifts my spirits.

This thread is defo the best l. Sending tattie hearts to you all this Valentine day and if you’re single please keep your standards higher than marions afternoon tea spread

Here here The image of two perfectly spaced ferrero rochers atop the new afternoon tea station had me manically smiling at my phone, and for that a thank yee Marion you wee, funny hobbit.

 

[BadMaw]

Long time lurker first time poster and so forth.

I saw this wee gem pop up on my Facebook page last night.... immediately thought of oor Marion.

Spine bright my lovelies

 

[Maggie28]

Ma Lovilee it’s Lidl orange juice... the posh one as well so aye but are they bespoke Jam sandwiches?

I thought they were Jam sandwich’s, are they have a toddlers high tea?

 

[mrsbucket]

Look at Derek's tik toks and you will get your answer Penny arcade is my favourite Bless his wee cotton socks..

Now this I have to see ma lovelie! What's his name?

 

[Okokok83]

I still laugh about the time the newspaper credited him as “Marion McKnight”

 

[NOID-phal]

I still laugh about the time the newspaper credited him as “Marion McKnight”

That article, local weirdo has Instagram account.

 

[Wee blether]

Now this I have to see ma lovelie! What's his name?

Derek Johnstone ma lovelie. Enjoy

 

[Popper]

In the scent “lime&mint” so does this mean it’s not really the scent lime and mint Marion? You really need to learn some basic grammar before you create an advert for a company. It is embarrassing

 

[Rocketllama]

He coulda used his boujee new spray to clean the top of his oven before he done that story