Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

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GiftedNotFree

WHO THE FUCK IS ASKING TO BUY HIS OLD KETTLE AND TOASTER?!!???!???!!!

Give. Me. Strength.
 
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SuzyE

He's definitely got a spending problem.
Once he gets delivery of his other stuff, let's see his what his next spending buzz will be
 
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tweetypiex

Poptart said:
No one. He just wanted to show he's Saint Mario of toasters and kettles.
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My exact thoughts anybody could rock up to Argos and pick up one of of those, but of course, second hand toast crumbs is just whit the neighbours wanted ma lovelie. They actually came down to tell him how they had never tasted toast as good as what his old toaster has just produced. A kind of... bespoke taste if you like. Second hand toaster crumbs just the highlight of the meal. So aye, that’s what I’ve heard. Back inty my aine lane now. Spine bright
 
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NOID-phal

twilightgarden said:
Can you imagine toast with an undertone of Fabulosa ma lovelies?
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Cat shit bits too, maybe a bit of cat pee.

BoujeeBabe said:
Here we go, lads.... Marlon buying more shit he doesnae need, give me strength!

I love a good try , and I'm chantin' him awn fae getting a bamboo one in the colour wood, hawnest tae gawd!

*Bangs head against wall*

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None of it goes together. He's going to have to go on a new falbon jurneh.
 
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maeve87

Had to laugh at Mario exposing derek for the celtic supporter he really is
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Gave your neighbours your old kettle and toaster. Did ye? Aye?

You'd have to be pretty damn sure your neighbours were hard up to want such basic second hand electricals. And if they were that hard up, Melvin could pretty much kit them out with all sorts from the sheer amount of excess everything he has. And I don't believe he talks to his neighbours, except in the case of rats in the attic style emergencies.

So, another story for the "things that didnae happen" file then.
 
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Badaboom

He has bought Swan TCS canisters, so he is replacing the ones he was gifted by Herberts cottage (Hinches friend) ooo wonder what ‘Hinchy’ will think about that! (Nothing as she cares not a jot about him )
 
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menopausalmargrit

In what parallel universe would you chap your neighbours door and ask if they want your old kettle and toaster? More shite comes out his mouth than his arse!
 
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maggiedoot

i just thought the same the other morning, how is posting your bed after you've made it in the morning instagram content? dear christ, log off maria. you moron.
also, i have a niece and nephew aged 9 & 11 and they are more intelligent and emotionally intelligent than this dingbat. derek is certainly very easily pleased. dingbat by association, i'm afraid.
 
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Stormi

pmsl!! lets face it I dont think wee Derek is the sharpest tool in the box, but probably a much nicer person than that bloody TWAT

Our Marion makes all the decisions in that tat flat! I mean the xmas eve boxes for them both ends me, this is 2 grown men
 
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Cagayu

Don’t forget their matching believe bells
 
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