So are we saying heโs got a bougie bespoke chocolate starfish?I bet D is only with M cos M's bumb hole is tighter than a victorian kilner jar
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He's got his cornflakes in there ma lovelie.
I'm gutted to admit I really like that wicker Hinch tray 
ETA But I wouldnee be stylin it with fake books and plastic leaves on the end of ma bed ma lovelies!
ETA But I wouldnee be stylin it with fake books and plastic leaves on the end of ma bed ma lovelies!
I hope he doesn't just wipe around it, hope he gives it a good scrub.So are we saying heโs got a bougie bespoke chocolate starfish?
Lady Muck of Maldon isn't allowed to advertise her own home range because she can't be seen to encourage non-essential shopping trips. So basically she has only sent him that tat so he can advertise it for her to his dedicated following (I'm guessing roughly six or seven people not including us Tattlers).
Bless ya wee waaaaaffle socks Maz but she is youse-ing you for her own benefit. Mind you I bet he loves a freebie so they're both winnun. Spine bright
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Bless ya wee waaaaaffle socks Maz but she is youse-ing you for her own benefit. Mind you I bet he loves a freebie so they're both winnun. Spine bright
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I'm gutted to admit I really like that wicker Hinch tray
GET OUT!
Sheโs off out for a walk. Nice mild day. Still got her huge pashmina on though
Lovely mild day, why the bleeping blanket then!
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Iโd probably use it for firewood in my shedI'm gutted to admit I really like that wicker Hinch tray
ETA But I wouldnee be stylin it with fake books and plastic leaves on the end of ma bed ma lovelies!
That grey Hinch tat, isn't grey overrrrrrr for the next fifty years? I realise there will be die hards who have it forever, but they're like people who still have a mullet. Or a perm. 
cos auld wifey Marion gets a cald neck just like my granny does
bet he never sits in a draught either.I do have a question though. Why is the hinch basket going on his bed with a book on it?? I assume itโs a hinch book or that odd picture book with a few words on each page he was showing off a few weeks ago since that seems to be the only books he owns/can actually read.
He's styled it, can't just have a normal home, it's all got to look like a b&m catalogue. Don't they're books, think they're the covered cereal boxes.cos auld wifey Marion gets a cald neck just like my granny does
I do have a question though. Why is the hinch basket going on his bed with a book on it?? I assume itโs a hinch book or that odd picture book with a few words on each page he was showing off a few weeks ago since that seems to be the only books he owns/can actually read.
He will be going on a new decorating journey in another room now that he has a fabulous new hinch lamp
it has got a thread of its own... just the one #threadbare
Itโs like a manky old teatowel, needs to be thrown down the chute in the corridor of Mario Mansion
Iโm sorry, in my defence Iโve only had 2 slim fast drinks today and I think the lack of food and sugar has made me go loopy. A good pizza tonight and Iโll see my error of judgment
I read this thread before viewing his stories cos I just know the million dot story to watch is gonna be a monstrosity of Mario isms and misspelt words. Love the fact that you all rip his hole apart; Iโm sure he does majority of the things he does to get a reaction.
the fact heโs been sent a whole heap ofshite from Tesco of the hinch range just shows how he will take anything for free. Bloody freeloading twit
the fact heโs been sent a whole heap ofshite from Tesco of the hinch range just shows how he will take anything for free. Bloody freeloading twit
Ok ma lovelie, 40 Hail Marions on your rosaries before bed and all will be forgiven.Iโm sorry, in my defence Iโve only had 2 slim fast drinks today and I think the lack of food and sugar has made me go loopy. A good pizza tonight and Iโll see my error of judgment
Leave it to grinch to bring out a range of stuff with her name all over it, no thank you, what an absolute bell end she is, Iโm surprised the bedding doesnโt have her and the male grinch on it with him in his vest, n as for Mazda could he get any further up her arse? Bloody hell theyโre such morons, and if youโre daft enough to line her pockets then you are a fool, I really dislike that woman and Mazda with every fibre of my being, money grabbing arseholes! 
Rayn likes to watch the Hoover ... No she doesn't you dick. That's why she's jumping away from it 
Iโve just watched his stories and I am traumatised both by the Hinch tat and the Hinch song 
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