and “chime”Take a shot every time Mario says “absolutely love it”
Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day
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He's got the doorbell so he knows the exact moment the delivery man is outside so he can chuck his clothes off! Then he can spin a tale of how he was 'accidentally' caught naked
BUT HE DOESNT READ HERE
Yes. Cuts his own hair, compulsive shopper, mangler of the English language, terrible cook, can't sing.
Can this please be the next thread titleYes. Cuts his own hair, compulsive shopper, mangler of the English language, terrible cook, can't sing.
I’m dying for him buying that doorbell to save a 45 min walk to the Sorting Office. All he needed to do was download the Royal Mail app and request a redelivery of these parcels he must be expecting but insists on listening to loud music when they’re due. In fact in these Covid times that’s what they’re asking us to do.
And he’s talking like he’s the only person in the building who gets deliveries
I’d like my own spycam installed in the tat cave just to see his face fall when the Postie bypasses his door for a neighbour. Utter twit!
And he’s talking like he’s the only person in the building who gets deliveries
I’d like my own spycam installed in the tat cave just to see his face fall when the Postie bypasses his door for a neighbour. Utter twit!He absolutely did need it. All the other influencers have one and his old hairdryer needed replaced as it was taking a whole 2 minutes to dry his hair.
He bought it cos he's a boujee spendaholic little fool. Hope that helps
This would be the synopsis of his autobiography.Yes. Cuts his own hair, compulsive shopper, mangler of the English language, terrible cook, can't sing.
And he absolutely loves everythingYes. Cuts his own hair, compulsive shopper, mangler of the English language, terrible cook, can't sing.
Who the duck is Ryan??? . Boy needs to have a wee skim before he posts, he’s an absolute fandan 
. Boy needs to have a wee skim before he posts, he’s an absolute fandan And everything is in the scent and/or in the colour.And he absolutely loves everything
I’m dead proper bleeping dead at this !!!!
surveillance 
ma lovelie I would love if one of his neighbours kicked the tit out of door ringer bell ... after all he’s watching them & all. He boils me, any wonder Dezza needs the wacky backy!
I would need sedated 24/7
I hope he still has to do his 40 min jurney for his parcels
A bleeping smeg toaster and kettle!? Get to duck! It’ll obviously be on HP. More debt. The kettle and toaster will be worth more than the tit hole flat!
Those SMEG kettles and toasters are over £100 each! How does he have so much money to waste 
Ffs smeg appliances now bet there already on order they’ll be sitting with the ring app patiently waiting
Only fans accountThose SMEG kettles and toasters are over £100 each! How does he have so much money to waste
They’ll be klarna’d up to duck xThose SMEG kettles and toasters are over £100 each! How does he have so much money to waste
Ok in all serious I think he has mental issue when it comes to spending it’s not normal to buy a new kettle and toaster when he does not need it.
I 100 percent think this is all going on credit, and when the bills start rolling in that’s when marions melt downs are really gonna kick in.
I 100 percent think this is all going on credit, and when the bills start rolling in that’s when marions melt downs are really gonna kick in.
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