Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

[Giselle]

Can I just ask is his name actually Mario?

Naw, it’s Martin

 

[Ali88]

Aren’t those Smeg appliances the same as what Hinch has? copying again

 

[Giselle]

Who the duck is Ryan ?? I thot his pussy ‍ was called Rayn..... illiterate sad duck . Re the doorbell .... I’m thinking his nice neighbours have been perhaps leaving some nice messages for him on his doorstep and he’s wanting to find oot who

 

[Sloppys]

Well I suppose he’s got to order something to check his doorbell does the job

 

[Giselle]

A bleeping smeg toaster and kettle!? Get to duck! It’ll obviously be on HP. More debt. The kettle and toaster will be worth more than the tit hole flat!

He’ll be hoping to be gifted them .... enjoy your wait marigold bwhahahaha

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The fact he only makes toast with plain breed in the colour beige and cups of tea in the colour IBS deposits I don’t think he needs a posh kettle and toaster.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

So much for his hoose being his safe place.

We already knew he's no stranger to a 5am hoovering session and now he's just confirmed that he can miss his regular old came-with-the-hoose doorbell when he has his music blaring. He wants slapping with a bespoke ASBO

 

[PeachesLove]

they’re away looking for a new place to live

 

[Popper]

Ryan? Ryan? Who the duck is Ryan? Is he someone Mazda’s picked up on the new cctv doorbell?

 

[Henny Penny]

He’ll be hoping to be gifted them .... enjoy your wait marigold bwhahahaha

I think it’s this. Hinch got them gifted didn’t she?? That’s why he’s saying he’s hes not sure, but has wanted them for sooo long!! He’s showing that he’s not going to buy them now. Although- let’s face it he wouldn’t even be able to wait for gifted and they’re probably in their way!!

 

[Johnnoijones]

I wonder if he will still need to sit his kettle and toaster on placemats on his plastic coated worktops my kettle sits on a coaster but that is because my worktops are solid oak. Can you smell the wealth?

 

[Poptart]

Smeg kettle and toaster plus ring doorbell =£300. £300 spent on stuff he doesn't need when they could put it towards their own place. Mental

 

[Cherry_1]

Hello ma lovelies am sitting howling at maid Marion calling wee rayn Ryan so aye and so forth

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

Naw, it’s Martin

Not even joking here - is his name really Martin?? I truly believed it was and do not know why

 

[Poptart]

Not even joking here - is his name really Martin?? I truly believed it was and do not know why

Nope defo Mario!

 

[Giselle]

Not even joking here - is his name really Martin?? I truly believed it was and do not know why

Aye hen .... noo back in yer ain laine

 

[BoujeeBabe]

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they’re away looking for a new place to live

DEREK!!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Those SMEG kettles and toasters are over £100 each! How does he have so much money to waste

He's always harping on about how he doesn't earn much commission from Ava May and Speeonjay...sure Jan. Bet he earns enough commission tocover some costs

 

[AuntieSocial]

He's always harping on about how he doesn't earn much commission from Ava May and Speeonjay...sure Jan. Bet he earns enough commission tocover some costs

Bet he says that to keep the taxman at bay

 

[twilightgarden]

DEREK!!

Is he really alive or has he been posed there with his eyes taped open?