He’s so boring. His whole life appears to be watching the telly and online shopping. The only real book in that flat is the Mrs Hinch one and the others are cereal boxes. How sad!
This may be the reason he got the door bell. He can now watch the neighboursHe’s so boring. His whole life appears to be watching the telly and online shopping. The only real book in that flat is the Mrs Hinch one and the others are cereal boxes. How sad!
And let’s face it the hinch “book” is barely that!He’s so boring. His whole life appears to be watching the telly and online shopping. The only real book in that flat is the Mrs Hinch one and the others are cereal boxes. How sad!
And wrapped up/disguised as designer books! What a plebHe’s so boring. His whole life appears to be watching the telly and online shopping. The only real book in that flat is the Mrs Hinch one and the others are cereal boxes. How sad!
Aye ma lovelie, but at least he can spy ooot in the communal hallway now wiv his ring doorbellHe’s so boring. His whole life appears to be watching the telly and online shopping. The only real book in that flat is the Mrs Hinch one and the others are cereal boxes. How sad!
Aye it is ma luvleeTheir in a tiny 1bed flat , is it necessary for him to buy that door bell
I believe they are motion sensored ma lovelie so when anyway comes flying up to the tap flair oor marion will Ken aww aboot thumDo you know what I just thought - what if all the delivery people knock the door? I had two parcels delivered today and neither pressed the door bell.
Dont worry ma lovelie, the doorbell will sense the postie before he’s even touched the doorbell. Maz will be alerted by the CHIME and he’ll whip his hoosecoat off to greet the postieDo you know what I just thought - what if all the delivery people knock the door? I had two parcels delivered today and neither pressed the door bell.
I didn't think it could be any more of a redundant purchase than it already was, and there you've just sprinkled some more logic on the subject.Do you know what I just thought - what if all the delivery people knock the door? I had two parcels delivered today and neither pressed the door bell.
You trolls really pay attention, I skip through most of it unless the light is shining through his hair as I’m fascinated by that.I believe they are motion sensored ma lovelie so when anyway comes flying up to the tap flair oor marion will Ken aww aboot thum
Let's hope he has his gender reveal waaaffle lounge wear on underneath the hoosecoat then or the postman might see more than he bargained for.Dont worry ma lovelie, the doorbell will sense the postie before he’s even touched the doorbell. Maz will be alerted by the CHIME and he’ll whip his hoosecoat off to greet the postie
*you trolls* erm, what exactly do you mean by that lovelie!!! https://giphy.com/xUPGcvPiTaHVl1COGcYou trolls really pay attention, I skip through most of it unless the light is shining through his hair as I’m fascinated by that.
It’s clear he has no pals and his boyfriend is a few sandwiches short of a picnic because you would not let anyone you loved/liked have a hair cut like that. I always keep it real with my best pals - “do you think this suits me?” - “no, and definitely not without a pair of Spanx under it” is a usual response.
So he will be notified by motion sensor if anyone walks past his door? How many neighbours live on his floor? Will he be chimed if they pop out to the shops? Chimed when they go to work? So many questions. This has made his purchase way too fucking funnyDont worry ma lovelie, the doorbell will sense the postie before he’s even touched the doorbell. Maz will be alerted by the CHIME and he’ll whip his hoosecoat off to greet the postie
Aye I think a screw is definitely missing from that flat .... that’d sort them both out ... if they can just get past the fumes from all the wax melts, catjobby ammonia tray etcAye even the wee screwdriver ma lovelie!
He’s on the top flair .... ain’t gonna be a lot of trafficSo he will be notified by motion sensor if anyone walks past his door? How many neighbours live on his floor? Will he be chimed if they pop out to the shops? Chimed when they go to work? So many questions. This has made his purchase way too fucking funny
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