Cleaning With Mario #3

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Exactly!!! I was hiding behind my clothes watching his stories, do you think he thinks they are genuine? I'm really not sure, because he was like the cat that got the cream showing off about them. I'm still having second-hand embarrassment about the whole thing, it was beyond cringe. My sphincter is still having spasms. What a way to end the decade.
Classic martin though, all fur coat and nae knickers, going to primark to buy another £5!chunky knit🤢 throw in supposed £500 + trainers!!!
Everything about him and his “safe place “ is cheap AF..... rips off tom ford, promotes conterfit Louis Vuitton phone cases now he’s getting trainers from the looky looky man for his Christmas..... actual comedy gold!
 
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Fake-gate aside, I had to have a wee chuckle at Melv's call to arms moment as he made his plea to get his Queen Sophie to 3 million followers.

His account is the size it is because she gave him a shout out a while back, so very much doubt he'll have many followers that don't already follow her.

Cant wait to see how sycophantic he'll get in his congratulations message to her and you just know he'll believe he helped get her there 😂
 
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Not sure if they both got them, but melv saviour of small business did!!! And they look plastic.
And if they did that’s even worse, matching shoes 🤮
Can’t wait to see what the delivery is today?
How come he hardly works weekends?
Maybe they think the shop will get mobbed by his lovelies 😂😂😂
 
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I hadn't even considered that he believes they're real, that's even more mortifying! :ROFLMAO:

Melv mate, you are a wick. You could have all the privacy you wanted if you just shut your stupid gob. No one needed to know about your Dad, you chose to use it for engagement. Shame on you, you bleep!
My head hurts from trying to read the essay he put up. He is so illiterate it makes me nauseous.
 
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Derek got these bad boys and wallet... The font on both boxes is different and the cheap laces and poor stitching is a dead give away that these aren't real. Maybe Martin's been awake all night is because he's been reading here and he's just found out his sister's duped him 😂😂
They look terrible. Not real boxes either.
I don’t understand why they would make even bigger mugs of themselves 🤣
 
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Every time I see pics I just want my own tina to swallow me up. They are probably the worst fakes I’ve ever seen.
I wonder if he actually does think they are real.... trotting round in his £25 primark coat and £800 sneakers!
 
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If he likes to support small businesses, how come he raved about his gifted throw from 'made in chunky' but the minute he has to buy one he goes straight to primark? Hypocritical much 🤔
 
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If he likes to support small businesses, how come he raved about his gifted throw from 'made in chunky' but the minute he has to buy one he goes straight to primark? Hypocritical much 🤔
I thought that. He wet his pants over the on he was gifted and then goes to primark.
That pretty much insults that poor woman who was misguided into gifting this moron one. I’d be fuming if I was her.
 
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If he likes to support small businesses, how come he raved about his gifted throw from 'made in chunky' but the minute he has to buy one he goes straight to primark? Hypocritical much 🤔
I had a wee chuckle about that too. Is it bad that I think the Primark one looks no better or worse than the expensive handmade one? And deep down, Melvin must know it too, otherwise he wouldn't have put them next to each other. Made in chunky will be fuming 😁
 
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You pay the price wearing gucci???😂😂😂
Iv had many pairs of Gucci trainers over the years which I have worked bloody hard to buy and not once have they gave me blisters 😂🙈
Real Gucci don’t give you blisters 😂 I feel so bad for him that he believes they are real 😱
 
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Real Gucci don’t give you blisters 😂 I feel so bad for him that he believes they are real 😱
I don’t think he actually believes they’re real. However I think he wants his sheep to believe that they’re real. The way he wants them to believe that he is real. You’re not real Mario. Your insta life is one big fake story, one after the other.
I can feel a mental health story coming up. If he stayed away from reading about himself here there wouldn’t be a bother on him. He reads here and realizes that not everything swallows his 💩 talk. He should put a mental health warning on his page because, honestly, vulnerable people that rate him may try to live up to his fake life.

rant over. Glad I got that off my chest 😰☺
 
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Derek got these bad boys and wallet... The font on both boxes is different and the cheap laces and poor stitching is a dead give away that these aren't real. Maybe Martin's been awake all night is because he's been reading here and he's just found out his sister's duped him 😂😂
If that's a real deal then they should ask for an exchange /refund unless all Gucci shoes look like cheap tat 😂 (no Melv, I'm jealous. I can actually afford the real deal).

If he likes to support small businesses, how come he raved about his gifted throw from 'made in chunky' but the minute he has to buy one he goes straight to primark? Hypocritical much 🤔
No, he's not a hypocrite. He loves tat and can't afford quality items 😂
 
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Am I the only one that gets anxiety from the amount of stuff in that living room?
It looks like a jumble sale or hoarders paradise.

I still am lolling away at the fakes, it’s cringe worthy for a 36 year old man to be mincing about boasting about the most awful fakes I have ever seen.
 
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Am I the only one that gets anxiety from the amount of stuff in that living room?
Nope ...his Lounge is weird from the thread bare carpets to the cheap cut your own blinds ( haven’t seen his toilet cabinet he has in his lounge for a while ) it all screams tat if he got rid of some of the crap it might not actually look just as bad !!!!!
 
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