Probably needed to snort some Spring Awakening to give himself the courage to get home
I'm going to wear one red one, and one grey one ma lovelie.I'm glad you said that love as i've got you a pair of each for christmas
He had a procedure done in his eye, so his eyesight is ok. More exaggerated drama.So are we supposed to believe that Melvin who can’t usually see the end of his beak because his eye sight is so bad managed to see a driver fin their phone, from a distance, who was speeding.... I call bullshit
Think he thinks all women are like the characters off SATC. I've never worn heels in my life and I'm pretty sure anyone who does wouldn't wear those monstrosities out unless they were an 80s hookerI want to know how he gets anywhere if he avoids crossing the road? I wonder if that is why Dezzer has to go collect him from the train station? I hope he has to hold Derek's hand and look both ways before he crosses.
Oh and something I randomly remembered this morning while walking the dog, he said last night while showing off his mum's hooker shoes, "ohh I know you lassies like your shooz" No Melvin, not all of us "lassies" like our shooz, I have 2 pairs of shooz, one flat black pair and one low black heel, plus 2 pairs of trainers, so stick that up your arse sideways!
The eyebrow jurrnnneeehhh never ends, fortunately he's back to Bally, who according to him "Bally will always be in ma life for ma eyebrows"Hallo my lovelies, nice to see that Marios new teeths haven't fallen out yet, I've been keeping an eye out for his dentist on botched but sadly they haven't got a shout out yet. Is he still undergoing his eyebrow journey?
Teeth are just grey, his lips are receding, eyebrow journey is ongoing. Has them microbladed now, was last seen trying to scrub them off with cillit bang but failedHallo my lovelies, nice to see that Marios new teeths haven't fallen out yet, I've been keeping an eye out for his dentist on botched but sadly they haven't got a shout out yet. Is he still undergoing his eyebrow journey?
Iv seen the way his mum dresses ...so in all fairness ...she’s going to bloody love themI hope he does a ‘live’ the moment his mum opens up them horrific shoes. I love seeing people, feeling awkward and having to pretend to like cheap tat!! And Good on her if she can manage to walk in them
Haha well he had to get his love of ‘subtle’ sparkly shite, from somewhere.Iv seen the way his mum dresses ...so in all fairness ...she’s going to bloody love them