Cleaning With Mario #3

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cleaningupthecrap

cleaningupthecrap

JessicaFletcher said:
He's so fishing for someone to offer to make mario merchandise!
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Yup, basically he's taken a google image, presumably of something that already exists, stuck a diamond emoji on it and now wants paying for the "hardwork"
It's bleeping waxmelts by Tom Ford all over again


ETA: Yup, it's a Bruno Mars lyric on a notebook that you can buy here
 
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#gifted Beggy

#gifted Beggy

Poor Mario all alone in bed feeling sorry for himself πŸ’”πŸ˜’ .Awww poor diddums is feeling down , because for the next few weeks he will be working night shifts along with Derek and they won’t be together in bed munching crisps and drinking iron bru watching The Polar Express ,Awww my heart bleeds for them .
No thought for all the hospital staff , Police , Army and firemen that do these shifts all year long or the families in the armed forces who don’t see their families for months . Let’s all feel sorry for Mario πŸ™„
 
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Raindropsonroses

he is insufferable!
Half a case of make up; incase the lassies panic and need Super bleeping Mario and his Aldi concealer to come to the rescue
 
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cleaningupthecrap

cleaningupthecrap

Raindropsonroses said:
he is insufferable!
Half a case of make up; incase the lassies panic and need Super bleeping Mario and his Aldi concealer to come to the rescue
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I was just getting wound up by this, he really does have a high opinion of himself as some sort of renaissance man. No, he's a jack (tit) of all trades, master of none.

Besides which. if you had run out of mascara, would you want his strangler fingers coming at you with his cheap knock-offs?
 
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JessicaFletcher

JessicaFletcher

I'm just missing today's advent calendar opening. What will I do without it? I'm desperate to know
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Kikini Bamalam

I'm gutted that we didn't get to see anymore of his fashion tips for the lassies. I was hoping he might be showing us what else he bought for his mum. I'm hoping for a sparkly boob tube and pleather mini skirt to match her hooker shoes.
My hole has sealed shut in embarrassment about him hinting for a notebook collab with someone. I tell you what, if he does nick that image I'll be straight onto the artist because that slimy wee bleep is not going to get away with nicking someone elses design on my watch

cleaningupthecrap said:
Surely it's coming after his tips for contouring his massive shiney noggin
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There is not enough gunk in his Debenhams to cover his bleeping massive boat surely?
 
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CHELLE

cleaningupthecrap said:
The drama llama is in full swing on his stories, he was nearly (nearly) knocked over. This has then led to a memory of him having a fear of crossing roads.
For anyone who remembers Simon Bates "Our Tune" I swear I could hear the tune playing in the background as I watched his story.
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Oh duck πŸ™ˆ I had completely forgotten about that tune! That should be the soundtrack to Martin's life πŸ˜‚ & of course his fear of the almighty big bad dangerous roads will be the reason the almighty dashing dangerous Derek ALWAYS has to walk him home!! FML get a life pal πŸ–•
 
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airyfairy76

He likened himself to Carrie Bradshaw? Of course he did.

Maurice, you couldn’t be less like Carrie.
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Kikini Bamalam

Melvin's handywork after helping tha lassies oot wiv their makeup, cos you know what tha lassie arr like with their makeup
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Kikini Bamalam

Kikini Bamalam

Does St Melvin drink? Apart from communion wine obs :p I would love to see that fucker do a pissed up live!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Kikini Bamalam

I reckon you're right Jess, he'd be like the pisshead that comes and sits next to you on the bus who tells you in great detail, loudly, what is wrong with everything in the world
 
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