Cleaning With Mario #3

[Citygirlgonecountry]

"Sorry for anyone that thought I was gonnae day a live" "I shouldnae even a said that" Does he think hoards of people are sitting anxiously awaiting his live present wrapping Hes got the cold ffs, no at deaths door. Hes strangely addictive to watch tho... A total nutjob but yet, here I am watching his insta

 

[Nellyellie]

He’s not even poorly. He’s laying the foundation to bail out of his ‘Xmas night away’.... if it ever existed!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

"Sorry for anyone that thought I was gonnae day a live" "I shouldnae even a said that" Does he think hoards of people are sitting anxiously awaiting his live present wrapping Hes got the cold ffs, no at deaths door. Hes strangely addictive to watch tho... A total nutjob but yet, here I am watching his insta

I think insta is the modern day equivalent of a victorian sideshow. We too watch in awe of people who have to be seen to be believed. Oh and for the record, nobody ever went to see the bearded lady because they were jealous of her hairsuitism.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The cold he has is awfully like there's nothing very much wrong with him. God help him if anything major really happens.

He's like the bloody alien in Toy Story "pick me, pick me, pick me" then I can beg for more free wax melts and shiny shite.

 

[BananaClub]

He got his mum shoes for £5 to match his home ...cheap...tacky ....and hideous...he had cheek to say they are so subtle he really is on another planet and to moan about dim Derek sleeping...is that not what Marty boy does most of the time

 

[Raindropsonroses]

They shoes he’s just storied about
Does he know what subtle means.....think he should get a dictionary for his Christmas

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

They shoes he’s just storied about
Does he know what subtle means.....think he should get a dictionary for his Christmas

Lol I know. There's a reason they are a fiver Mario pal... and its not because they are "subtle"

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Those shoes are for his Mum? Is she a daytime hooker?

 

[JessicaFletcher]

Those shoes are for his Mum? Is she a daytime hooker?

I couldn't cope when I saw them but I definitely can't cope now

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh Jess, i thought i was going to die when i saw them
For those that haven't seen the stripper shooz...

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Before I even saw the shoes I knew I was in for a treat with a shop called "Everything a Fiver" but these have surpassed my expectations.
Bit of an investment there as well, because his Mum will be able to sell them on ebay as "used, trashed, shoes" after a night out in them and double her money.

 

[JessicaFletcher]

Oh Jess, i thought i was going to die when i saw them
For those that haven't seen the stripper shooz...

She might want them for bingo?

In the words of alan Years on the game will not render her pleasurable to the eye

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

She might want them for bingo?

In the words of alan Years on the game will not render her pleasurable to the eye

Totally dead now. RIP Kikini Bamalam, a spinster of this parish!

 

[JessicaFletcher]

Perhaps he'll gift her his free 'you go girl' nail file out of his advent calendar today to go with the fiver shoes

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I desperately need Mario to stop saying/typing the word "cosy". It's a perfectly beautiful 4 letter word and he's ruining it. Why this is bothering me, I don't know, but it's now up there with "journey" and "platform". Just wanted to put that out there lol.

 

[Frankensooze]

Those shoes are GAWJUS you bastards.
Has he ever said how the semichem thing is going.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Those shoes are GAWJUS you bastards.
Has he ever said how the semichem thing is going.

I'm glad you said that love as i've got you a pair of each for christmas

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The drama llama is in full swing on his stories, he was nearly (nearly) knocked over. This has then led to a memory of him having a fear of crossing roads.
For anyone who remembers Simon Bates "Our Tune" I swear I could hear the tune playing in the background as I watched his story.

 

[Nortower]

So.....we’ve witnessed a whole day’s stories of him eating soup, organising Derek’s xmas eve box (?), showing Derek sleeping, him being mad of aforementioned sleeping, him snoozing, his Mam’s new shoes, Etc etc.....why (if this happened this morning) eventually come on all flustered and nerves entirely shot HOURS later to tell us he nearly got run over???? And THEN to say that due to witnessing his Auntie getting hit by a vehicle, that’s why he never crosses any roads; he’d rather go the long way around.....to then cross a road.....none of this makes sense. The only thing I’m sensing is the scent of bullshit!!!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Love the fact that straight after said trauma he went to B&M first before going home