Oh the dressing gown of dreams is heavenly! I'd love to run a UV light over that and see the CSI bodily fluids splatter
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Melv mate! We don't claim to have such krazee, interesting lives like yours. Just because we don't broadcast our lives to bots and the wimmins with frothing gashes, doesn't mean we are lacking babes xxx
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Him poking Dezza to The Pussycat Dolls singing Don'cha made me want to puke. Don'cha is a horrible song. I'll grant you it is a catchy choon, however it is horribly misogynist really
RAAAAAAYYYYYNEEEEEEEEEE
I noticed that too wtaf?!! This anxiety thing is all attention seeking - if you had anxiety you wouldnt be filming yourself in bed talking about it
Looks like he's added the Santa onesie to his extensive list of outfits. Sleeping, eating and shitting in it. Will he wear the blue checked golf trousers on his night out or the blue checked golf trousers?
Yet he doesn’t like to be seen in the same outfit twice
How Derek puts up with him is beyond me. Martin is really nasty to him on camera "no-one dances like that" and horrible expression, imagine what he's like off camera.
So the night out is for all use....use????? who have anxiety.
duck off Martin, you might be a bit nervous, that's not real anxiety.
So the night out is for all use....use????? who have anxiety.
duck off Martin, you might be a bit nervous, that's not real anxiety.
Martin couldn't go out ma lovelies, as he had the shits and it went over Raaayyyynnnn.
Why did Derek have to go and get him if they then both got a taxi home? Surely Melvin can get a cab back on his own? Makes sense if Derek drove but this just seems a waste of money and Derek's time tbh.
Incase he gets mobbed by fans!!
I love that he makes out that his house is his save place and that he doesn't like telling anyone where he is or where he works or anything he also has to get Derek to pick him up from the train station and then says how nervous he is when he's having a night out and how it stresses him and then he tags the place that he’s having a night out in to tell the full of his Instagram where he is hilarious
mario you are a lair and always have been a lair everyone in Ayrshire knows this!!!!!!
mario you are a lair and always have been a lair everyone in Ayrshire knows this!!!!!!What a joy he must be to go out with, moans and whinges all day prior to it, probs goes out and talks non stop about his fame and his “IBS” flaring up for the 1 HOUR that he’s there and then summons poor dim Derek to come get him. Like someone already said fair enough if he could drive but why the duck has he got the poor idiot wasting money and time to go meet him to take him back home WTF!
Not sure whether it’s been said or not but didn’t Mrs Hinch have the anxiety before she went out the other night? Coincidence???
please Tell us more on Saint Mario and his story telling ????I love that he makes out that his house is his save place and that he doesn't like telling anyone where he is or where he works or anything he also has to get Derek to pick him up from the train station and then says how nervous he is when he's having a night out and how it stresses him and then he tags the place that he’s having a night out in to tell the full of his Instagram where he is hilarious
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