Is it just me but his teef looked bigger in those stories? I think his face is in such a permanent state of disgust with everything his lips have receded to nothing.
There really are no boundaries and no privacy in their life!I would be mortified if I were dim Derek. Martin is so disrespectful, it’s all about what he wants and doesn’t even respect his partners private life.
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It's probably because he is a self obsessed mingebag. He is so desperate for attention so he constantly posts utter bollocks, then when the menopausal mafia reply telling him how wonderful he is, he gets to pull his Mother Theresa tit, that he loves to help people with his platform. The only help to do with his platform should be someone pushing him off one.He’s had a really hard week last week.
why?
listen I know we all have down days and we are totally allowed too regardless of what we have. But why do I feel like he is proper sympathy seeking when he goes on about not being himself and his ibs being bad and what not.
I don’t begrudge anyone throwing themselves the odd pity party and will regularly have one for myself but for some reason it bugs me how he explains his and I can’t put my finger on why
Because he flashed the postman a few months ago.Can someone enlighten my why A.... He even think its news to.post that a postman is one the train ams B ... Why this fucknut then re posts it ? What am i missing? Why is it so hilarious ?
Yeah I think he made the whole flashing thing up too. His life is dull just like his flat.I think he is fibbing about the postman being on the train.
I think he’s got his mojo back after “chillaxing” all weekend after his harrowingly mentally testing week last week with the shits and what not that he now wants a few re posts and lols
Because he 'accidentally' flashed his clackers at the postman and there was 59 stories of him doing his 'I'm fuming but pretending its hilarious' laugh and the whole of insta blew up and thought it was the funniest thing ever.Can someone enlighten my why A.... He even think its news to.post that a postman is one the train ams B ... Why this fucknut then re posts it ? What am i missing? Why is it so hilarious ?