Cleaning With Mario #3

[cleaningupthecrap]

Looking at the photo on his train I'm impressed with Martin's resourcefulness. He has repurposed the bed scarf for his own neck.
His throbbing spot (not his clackers *dying*) is warming the rest of the train carriage.

He's wishing someone's 10 year old daughter has been ruined?? !!!! WHAT?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh Melvin, no one likes you for you or for your page, you gobshite! Why does he take so many words to say so little?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Explicit content from Martin tonight.

 

[Divinechat]

NOPE You fat headed twit ... IF you really had ibs you wouldnt shovel fried beige food , takeaway pizza , chinese , pizza , chocolate amd fizzy juice down your throat constantly. You talk shite martin!!

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Birthday shout outs. What a dick.

 

[airyfairy76]

Finds it hard to find people who like him for him, rather than like him for his page?

Erm, wut? I didn’t realise he was an A-lister. He’s going to be ranting on about the price of fame soon...

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

NOPE You fat headed twit ... IF you really had ibs you wouldnt shovel fried beige food , takeaway pizza , chinese , pizza , chocolate amd fizzy juice down your throat constantly. You talk shite martin!!

Translation - he can't go out because he might shart in excitement

 

[Eyeswideopen]

He can just pick up the phone to Sophie... she’s a twit too but probably using him for her gay card, plus she doesn’t ever seem to mention him does she I have stopped watching her long ago so could be wrong....

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

You won't put make up on Brenda the boil but looking at that train pic, she looks like she's been caked in concealer to me Marv!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

He can just pick up the phone to Sophie... she’s a twit too but probably using him for her gay card, plus she doesn’t ever seem to mention him does she I have stopped watching her long ago so could be wrong....

I call bullshit on this one. Like duck does he have her number, she ignores him when he comments on her posts.

 

[Sparklecunt]

Are you watching the same footage as me? I mean how? why? You gotta be lying! Are you his mum? Has he paid you? I don’t get it.

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All for a shout out off Martin!!

 

[Frankensooze]

Brenda is better looking than mario.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

one of his followers is currently foaming.

That's either from the excessive use of cleaning chemicals, or it's a yeast infection. Is that you Kikini after your weekend hummus?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

one of his followers is currently foaming.

That's either from the excessive use of cleaning chemicals, or it's a yeast infection. Is that you Kikini after your weekend hummus?

Deffo not me this time.

On a side note though, what does it all mean? Why would a 17 year old nick his mums wax melts? Did he think it was a rock of crack?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Wax M

Deffo not me this time.

On a side note though, what does it all mean? Why would a 17 year old nick his mums wax melts? Did he think it was a rock of crack?

I’m imagining skinny wax Mario hanging out on a street corner with his refurbished blackberry.

Either that, or they are going to melt them , add some vodka, then tell their girlfriend they’ve bought them Tom Ford perfume for Christmas. Enterprising!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

What the duck is going on with his neck?Wax Mario is melting

Looking for help please. I've had a warning from Admin 're "use reactions" and I legit don't know what I've done wrong or what that means. I'm new here and have pretty much zero forum experience in general, so if I've done something stupid I need more info so i don't unwittingly reoffend. I tried to show some appreciation by quoting another post and added my own comment at the bottom about how well summed up I thought it was and added a clappy hand symbol. Aside from my 1 or 2 personal posts which contain no extreme language that's been my sole activity here. Help an eejit out????

Maybe ask admin? on the forum business section?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I watched Hinch and wondered which head would fall for the “faux pas” of saying durex. Then I watched this goon’s stories. Its made me irritable and dislike the human race.

 

[Divinechat]

Seven Stories of.him laughing at The Grinch's clearly.deliberate mistake. He really is thick

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

How bored must you be to post loads of clips of you with a filter on (he loves that filter, does he realise it makes him look like a psycho killer Wire in the Blood type murderer? One of the really un-p.c. ones that was a transvestite who got their rocks off torturing men) lip synching and then the stories laughing cos someone said Durex.

Bum, willy, poo, boobs. Tosser

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Rayn's growling. Does she see dead people or hate forced laughter?