Cleaning With Mario #3

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cleaningupthecrap

Looking at the photo on his train I'm impressed with Martin's resourcefulness. He has repurposed the bed scarf for his own neck.
His throbbing spot (not his clackers *dying*) is warming the rest of the train carriage.

He's wishing someone's 10 year old daughter has been ruined?? !!!! WHAT?
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Oh Melvin, no one likes you for you or for your page, you gobshite! Why does he take so many words to say so little?
 
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airyfairy76

Finds it hard to find people who like him for him, rather than like him for his page?

Erm, wut? I didn’t realise he was an A-lister. He’s going to be ranting on about the price of fame soon...
 
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cleaningupthecrap

Divinechat said:
NOPE You fat headed twat ... IF you really had ibs you wouldnt shovel fried beige food , takeaway pizza , chinese , pizza , chocolate amd fizzy juice down your throat constantly. You talk shite martin!!
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Translation - he can't go out because he might shart in excitement
 
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Eyeswideopen

He can just pick up the phone to Sophie... she’s a twat too but probably using him for her gay card, plus she doesn’t ever seem to mention him does she I have stopped watching her long ago so could be wrong....
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

You won't put make up on Brenda the boil but looking at that train pic, she looks like she's been caked in concealer to me Marv!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Eyeswideopen said:
He can just pick up the phone to Sophie... she’s a twat too but probably using him for her gay card, plus she doesn’t ever seem to mention him does she I have stopped watching her long ago so could be wrong....
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I call bullshit on this one. Like fuck does he have her number, she ignores him when he comments on her posts.
 
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cleaningupthecrap

one of his followers is currently foaming.

That's either from the excessive use of cleaning chemicals, or it's a yeast infection. Is that you Kikini after your weekend hummus?
 
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cleaningupthecrap

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Kikini Bamalam said:
Deffo not me this time.

On a side note though, what does it all mean? Why would a 17 year old nick his mums wax melts? Did he think it was a rock of crack?
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I’m imagining skinny wax Mario hanging out on a street corner with his refurbished blackberry.

Either that, or they are going to melt them , add some vodka, then tell their girlfriend they’ve bought them Tom Ford perfume for Christmas. Enterprising!
 
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cleaningupthecrap

What the fuck is going on with his neck?Wax Mario is melting

Maybe ask admin? on the forum business section?
 
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Platypusfattypus

I watched Hinch and wondered which dickhead would fall for the “faux pas” of saying durex. Then I watched this goon’s stories. Its made me irritable and dislike the human race.
 
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Divinechat

Seven Stories of.him laughing at The Grinch's clearly.deliberate mistake. He really is thick
 
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cleaningupthecrap

How bored must you be to post loads of clips of you with a filter on (he loves that filter, does he realise it makes him look like a psycho killer Wire in the Blood type murderer? One of the really un-p.c. ones that was a transvestite who got their rocks off torturing men) lip synching and then the stories laughing cos someone said Durex.

Bum, willy, poo, boobs. Tosser
 
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