The ego on him is hilarious. Are we sure Saint Saviour of small business Melvin isn’t really called Mimi?
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Ha ha Marty boy ...every other so called influencer got there shark gifted even accounts with less followers than you and you had to buy one ...id Be careful hoovering those things on your floor you call carpets the hoover with chew them up , oh and if you say you could afford a mortgage how can you not afford decent carpets !!!!!!!
Has he had it gifted tho? It's an older/cheaper model and they usually send out newer versions??
He’d like
He love people to think it’s gifted. But it’s not. He said in his stories the other night he’d bought something he was excited about. I can sleep tonight now that I know what he bought. The boy is a gobshite. So glad it wasn’t #gifted to him. I’d say the only shark to be sent to his gaff is a loan shark.
Officially dead
Is it wrong that it makes me so happy he had to buy his own Shark? Like the rest of us?
Is it also wrong that I know it is going to destroy his crapets and this is making me giddy?
Is it also wrong that I know it is going to destroy his crapets and this is making me giddy?
It just would've been all wrong to leave 2019 without a sermon from St Mazza of the Shire. So that's a wrap for this year. Predictions for 2020 and who he'll hand pick to work with?
How about a collab with the Halifax..........Marios Mortgage journey
How about a collab with the Halifax..........Marios Mortgage journey
The answer to both of your questions oh dear god no! I will be here with you, laughing my fat white arse off at the pin headed fuckprick. Happy new year ma lovelies {insert Mario heart here}
He doesn't need mortgage. He can pay for the house with his pocket money.It just would've been all wrong to leave 2019 without a sermon from St Mazza of the Shire. So that's a wrap for this year. Predictions for 2020 and who he'll hand pick to work with?
How about a collab with the Halifax..........Marios Mortgage journey
There’s no other word for what’s on his floor!Crapets???!!!
Mwah mwah, cold sore Melvin kisses to you all
He can afford a brand new dream house with a click of his fingers don’t ya know!! Yet chooses to stay in a council flat up a close..... hmmmm
I smell shiiiiiteHe can afford a brand new dream house with a click of his fingers don’t ya know!! Yet chooses to stay in a council flat up a close..... hmmmm
He’s also going to duck up the Shark with all the AvaGay carpet talcCrapets???!!!
No clutter? Is that bleep actually seeing what we see?
And don’t get me started on the switching of the mirrors!
And don’t get me started on the switching of the mirrors!
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I just came on to say the same thing with the same screenshotNo clutter? Is that bleep actually seeing what we see?
And don’t get me started on the switching of the mirrors!
The door knocker chair still bleeping kills me!No clutter? Is that bleep actually seeing what we see?
And don’t get me started on the switching of the mirrors!
He couldn’t wait to give the place a deep clean. 
Only a few weeks ago he was showing us what cleaning he does EVERY MORNING. Mario, the more you open your mouth the more your lies re becoming apparent.
Only a few weeks ago he was showing us what cleaning he does EVERY MORNING. Mario, the more you open your mouth the more your lies re becoming apparent.
The shark even left hoover lines in his crapets* Hahaha you need actual PILE to achieve that Melv!
*officially a word now
*officially a word now
duck me. He's bought himself a Daniel Wellington watch. They gift to practically every influencer on the planet and St. Melv the almighty had to buy his own!
What the actual duck is that knob all about .... and I’m not referring to the one on the chairNo clutter? Is that bleep actually seeing what we see?
And don’t get me started on the switching of the mirrors!
. Wonder why he’s not been invited to one of Paisley’s niteclubs with his plastic shoes to bring in the bells 
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