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He doesn’t have IBS.
He doesn’t have anxiety.
He doesn’t have exeeema.
He is just a compulsive liar that struggles to keep up with his lies.
He doesn’t have anxiety.
He doesn’t have exeeema.
He is just a compulsive liar that struggles to keep up with his lies.
duck off Martin. Lauryn Hill is mine. She also thinks you’re a bleep.
Such an attention seeker, they are both so dim. Rayyyyyn must feel like the most intelligent in the room at all time.
The Shark hoover's out of Bright House, it'll take her a decade to pay it off 
Pretentious skank.
Pretentious skank.
Feel sorry for that poor cat, it must sit there and think Christ I am stuck with these duck wits until I can jump out the bloody window again.... it didn’t fall it was trying to run away
HThe Shark hoover's out of Bright House, it'll take her a decade to pay it off
Pretentious skank.
ow do you know he got it from bright house ?The Shark hoover's out of Bright House, it'll take her a decade to pay it off
Pretentious skank.
“Freeze time and awake when it’s February!”
Erm I think it would still be January when you “awake” since you froze time!
Erm I think it would still be January when you “awake” since you froze time!
It's just a guess. I mean how else could he afford it? B&M don't sell them and it's not #gifted.
I'm guessing he knew the Gucci stuff was fake, and his real present from his whole family was the hoover...
From his stories, I think (although it’s difficult to tell what he means/is the truth) he was going to buy a new tv, but then his parents gave them the cash for that, so he had ££ left for the shark. I don’t think he’s got it on tick though? It’s an older model in the sale for £150, and let’s face it, buying everything from the £5.00 store as gifts wasn’t going to bankrupt him.
He might get a discount through his work too. So might of got it from there. Or currys buy now pay later. My sister done that with her oven as the one in her new house broke after 2 months and she was skint. Interest free for a year.
He just got a new plastic chandelier from The Range for £27 and it fits in with the other decor in his wee flat especially with his “plush“ mirror ..every thing he has is just so cheap and tacky looking..let me guess he’s just sprinkled his dust over it and it’s sold out 
I just had to put my dinner in the bin after seeing that. Bastard.He just got a new plastic chandelier from The Range for £27 and it fits in with the other decor in his wee flat especially with his “plush“ mirror ..every thing he has is just so cheap and tacky looking..let me guess he’s just sprinkled his dust over it and it’s sold out
That is hideous, it doesn't even hang straight.He just got a new plastic chandelier from The Range for £27 and it fits in with the other decor in his wee flat especially with his “plush“ mirror ..every thing he has is just so cheap and tacky looking..let me guess he’s just sprinkled his dust over it and it’s sold out
I know we all have different tastes, and it would be boring if we all liked the same things, but he is under the delusion that he is some sort of interior designer. It's all crap tat, all from the same stores, all the same shite all the other small influencer cleaning accounts have. His 'safe place' has zero personality or individuality or creativity about it. I suppose it suits him perfectly
The reflections in the mirror - looks like Derek is asleep again. What a fright he’s in for when he wakes up and see’s that bad boy!
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If you’re going to show off your chandelier Mario the least you could do is hang it straight. 
Couldn’t even spring for a new non yellow looking ceiling rose..... oh aye Martin renovated the hell outta that place haven’t you
Good job they're both little, bang yer heed on that monstrosity!
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