sprinkling his bleeping dust on other pages....
, is that the same dandruff dust on his jumper ?
, is that the same 
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I was beginning to wonder if he had just put underlay down and forgot to put the CRAPETS down it looks that bad
No way in hell did he get a line in those thread bare wire wool bad boys!!
I was coming on to say this!
I am bleeping living for this tit tbh! I love the fact he is so bitter but he's throwing it about that he has cash to splash on Shark's and tit watches, but is so careful to "handpick" his collabsI was coming on to say this!
Well I suppose you can't walk around with a wax melt on your wrist and a chunky throw around you as a shawl to prove your worth...
I was offered a Daniel Wellington watch in a market in Thailand for 2 quid. Was a good copy, well when I say good it's quite simple.. A bit of ribbon with a watch face.
I didn't buy it because nobody seems to buy these watches, they are all #gifted!!!
I didn't buy it because nobody seems to buy these watches, they are all #gifted!!!
Now he’s a swan, oh FFS Mario get a grip 
Changed my av ma lovelies 
Oh look he’s put his plush , as he calls it,it looks anything but plush
He's not a swan, he's a naughty boy!Now he’s a swan, oh FFS Mario get a grip
The decor of his flat really offends my eyes.
Aww my lovely you look STUNNINChanged my av ma lovelies
His stupid massive face on his peahead offends my eyes
Our St Mario saviour of small business, really is the gift that keeps giving.
I mean he is unbelievable just unbelievable!!
Thank god for him and his platform.
He has been rather spoilt hasn't he. Gucci shoes Louis Vuitton scarf, new tv and now a shark hoover and now a new watch!!!
Damn there was me all happy with my new Kate Spade handbag, blimey he really is living the high life thanks to his platform.
Please let him do a live while using that hoover!! It will rip the crap out of those awful carpets!
As for the highlights of his year.....
His tree..... I actually nearly wet myself laughing.
I mean he is unbelievable just unbelievable!!
Thank god for him and his platform.
He has been rather spoilt hasn't he. Gucci shoes Louis Vuitton scarf, new tv and now a shark hoover and now a new watch!!!
Damn there was me all happy with my new Kate Spade handbag, blimey he really is living the high life thanks to his platform.
Please let him do a live while using that hoover!! It will rip the crap out of those awful carpets!
As for the highlights of his year.....
His tree..... I actually nearly wet myself laughing.
I've tried............lord knows I've tried...........
But I just dont have the volcabulary for that throwback photo. If only I could post sounds
Happy New Year to you all - the best craic providers on Tattle x
But I just dont have the volcabulary for that throwback photo. If only I could post sounds
Happy New Year to you all - the best craic providers on Tattle x
The only place I’d have moved the padded mirror to would have been the skip.
That has to be the most hideous item of 2019
That has to be the most hideous item of 2019
As we all welcome in the New Year, can anyone answer why saint saviour of small businesses Melvin gifted someone a giant light up disco butt plug for their wedding?
Also, raising a glass to you all and your scathing wit, ah luv it, mwah, mwah, mwah
Also, raising a glass to you all and your scathing wit, ah luv it, mwah, mwah, mwah
Thats a bold statement...I mean it could be his Xmas tree ... his crushed velvet storage boxes from b&m ....his threadbare carpets ....the cheap fake designer crap he actually wore and thought we wouldn’t know they were some of worse fakes iv saw ....or the baggy polo neck and pyjamas bottom he wore to night out ....the list is endless ...but I think the knitted yellow throw he got his sister has to be the winner for me 
The toilet bowl will need extra bleach down it tomorrow.
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The pair of them are dim as duck, I mean what guys that age goes to bed at 6:30pm with a cuppa tea?
For someone with IBS he fair eats a lot of crap....
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