Cleaning with Mario #29 We just can’t fadum it. Jumping to conclusions always his delusions

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Bigbogsheeburd

Aw hes a hideous little creature aint he? Him and his claw are putting me aff ma lunch.
Not seen a sniff of creepy porn tache derek for a while thank f**k wonder if hes seen the light and went back in his ain lane in the opposite direction of marion the illiterate
 
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I wud like sum tea

I’m going for panelling in the colour black or navy or a media wall to cover those wires n get rid of the fireplace
 
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Noseybonk

I need some advice ma lovelies... I need to do a new CV for ma joab. (Not to get a new one but for bids and tenders etc - V Boring). Do you think it’s acceptable to say ‘I can interpret and speak Marion’ as a special skill? .
 
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PeachesLove

I have a super serious question ma lovelies...how many fucking times is he going to mention that he’s changing the colour scheme?
 
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Noseycow2020

Noseybonk said:
I need some advice ma lovelies... I need to do a new CV for ma joab. (Not to get a new one but for bids and tenders etc - V Boring). Do you think it’s acceptable to say ‘I can interpret and speak Marion’ as a special skill? .
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Absolutely ma lovelie it is a bespoke gift you have!!!! We are all chanting you on till the end
 
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PeachesLove said:
I have a super serious question ma lovelies...how many fucking times is he going to mention that he’s changing the colour scheme?
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That’s his new “thing”. Spent weeks talking about the Christmas decorations and now that’s by with he needs something else to bait the lovelies with
 
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MrMac83

I wud like sum tea said:
I’m going for panelling in the colour black or navy or a media wall to cover those wires n get rid of the fireplace
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I hadn’t considered a media wall. I hope it is a media wall with fireplace built in. I hate them so I’d be happier than if he started using the colour navy as I really like things in the colour navy for my house. So I’m hoping for a bespoke media wall fireplace with boujee led lights
 
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NOID-phal

I'd say that "look at my perfect life" posts do more harm.
 
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ayeayecaptain

He makes that song & dance then in the next breath ‘so aye had a brilliant week & a chinese for my tea’
Price point?? Aye Gerry McCulloch you are not!!
(Tv presenter who started off on Price Drop Tv also from 3 Toons )
Be sure & get the joiner to install some hidey holes in your panelling to hide your tat in!!
 
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Poptart

Ironic he has bought yet more Whaaful bedding when thats all he fucking speaks and types.
 
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twilightgarden

Wtf is with the lyrics in a frame They’re very apt for Mario as there’s no punctuation!
That reminds me, when is he going to reveal his wall art?
 
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Kaydeelaydee

The framed song lyrics

I lack the skills to circle all the mistakes, but the whopper 6 lines from the bottom is also a perfect descriptor of the piece itself.

C'mon Common, baby

Actual magic
 
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Noseybonk

Didn’t Beggy Becky get a ‘Stay at home’ pic for her house ages ago. Spoiler - She did not follow the instructions!
 
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Pink4573

I can’t the spelling mistakes. Marion if you paid for that doll then get a refund! I’ve never came across anyone like him before. He’s very bespoke.
 
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ayeayecaptain

I could have made a neater & more accurate job of that from memory, blindfolded, writing with a pen jammed up my nose n hands tied behind my back
 
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Poptart

I think those lyrics should take pride of place in the hallway instead of the wifi password
 
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