Cleaning With Mario #28 Practice makes OK.

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Laura VanderBooben

my favourite moment was take a seat and get some CLASS

https://giphy.com/LMVXuPGGqFDvHg7WGw
P.S. surprised and impressed he found a mask to fit his be ak
 
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NOID-phal

menopausalmargrit said:
Ma favourite moment was when he was made redundant coz he’s a cunt and deserved it.
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I hope he slips over in the piss he wipes round.
Meanwhile back in the Ukrainian bit of reface, more gone wrong mullets.
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Badaboom

Or maybe he could stop pissing about in multiple shops for non essential purposes during a global pandemic!
 
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BoujeeBabe

I only discovered Mavis during lockdown #1, but for me, it has to be that fucking awful coffee/hot chocolate station in the colour plywood (WTF? ) that is actually a bloody retail POS! I pissed myself laughing on and off for days afterwards - he's such a DICK!!
 
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Anti-influencer

A few proseccos and he’s getting all gushy about his page. No wonder Derek got pished as a fart on Christmas Day, I bet when Mario had a few shandies he just talks about his Instagram journey and how popular he is. If drink myself into oblivion as well to escape the hell of that!
 
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Booboo76

My fave mario moment is his singing highlight, not sure from what yr it is but it’s the gift that keeps on giving
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

BananaClub said:
Its obvious who mario get his shit taste from ....his Sister has a care home dining room ..she also has a memorial garden ...his old mum likes £5 shoes and dresses like a pantomime dame ...as does his brother
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And his sister's living room looks like a Toby carvery
 
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NOID-phal

My fave bit of Mario is this thread. No matter what the poor idiot does, or even when he wasn't on for a bit, we all made jokes and laughed. You do all realise WE are Mario's mafia.
Fucks sake
 
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Noseycow2020

My favourite part is discovering Marion and you tattle bastards. Yous make me clutch my beak and laugh every day
I also think of him every time I hear higher love on the radio
 
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BoujeeBabe

Honestly, finding this thread has been my main highlight from such a shitty, depressing year. I found myself unexpectedly in lockdown with my boyfriend (I've now moved in properly and we've got through many difficult times, but remain strong and happy ) and knowing I couldn't go home to my parents affected me badly, so in my low times, and calmer, happier times, this thread has put a smile on my face and gave me (still does) belly laughs, so thank you all for the laughs and friendship.

*Raises a glass of cheap plonk with an awkward hand*

Mwah!
 
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Noseyrosie62

What does spu’d mean ? Does this mean when he’s pissed he could potentially start fitting tattie spud hearts ferociously

I want him to do a live . Why does he never do lives ?
 
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BespokeBiatch

My top 2020 Marion moment has to be when he blow dried his 3 hairs with his new dyson on his stories and went cross eyed during it. Someone please tell me they have a screenshot as I deleted it my mistake I think
 
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NOID-phal

I hope you've thrown out all his things, and redecorated Mario style ma lovelie.

Noseyrosie62 said:
What does spu’d mean ? Does this mean when he’s pissed he could potentially start fitting tattie spud hearts ferociously

I want him to do a live . Why does he never do lives ?
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Spewed.
 
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