This is legit like a cartoon script where a simple situation snowballs out of control..... Marion is the main character 
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Hello ma lovelies. I havenβt been on here for a few days as I was busy with Sallie axls antics..... However I am now back in my own laine and catching up on Queen Marion who never fails to add more shite on top of shite.If you thought the clutter had reached breaking point.... you were wrong!!! THEREβS MORE!!View attachment 328632
Itβs unbelievable Isnβt it?? Looks like heβs moving house- you know when you empty your cupboards ready to pack!!!
My first reaction to the pic above was βGet te duckβ, but nope not photoshopped, he now has that much shite in his teeny tiny kitchen 
Just as fast as i thought his brothers decs were so much nicer than Melvs, i think ive spotted the same pink furry rug cum tree skirt. Is a penchant for pink and grey genetic with these two?
Hahahaha he has had to buy his own Β£30 Swan milk frother, Swan usually give them away to instacunts like him! Get in yer ain lane Melvino!
It is still November ffs. They'll all be bored to buggery in two weeks with their Christmas tat.
Maybe. Marion and I share the same lane don't you know.Parking ma boujie asss in ma ain lain ready for this threads bespoke delights lovelielielielies xxxx
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Anybody we know...
Totally agree, he is a hoarder. He canβt stop spending. They will forever live in that one bedroom flat which will get steadily worse xI've just seen itHe's seriously got a spending problem. He gets a quick buzz, then he's off buying more crap to clutter up his existing clutter.
Where are you storing the MARSH MALLOWS?Just sat down with a hot chocolate to catch up. My hot chocolate jar is out of sight in the cupboard where all his shite should be
Stuck in the cupboard as well
Were previous posts serious when saying Melv is 37??? I simply cannot believe that he is a 37 year old man with a Christmas Eve box 
AND a believe bellWere previous posts serious when saying Melv is 37??? I simply cannot believe that he is a 37 year old man with a Christmas Eve box
Pure bespoke cat tit smell.
Jesus wept, hes gonna have to start preparing food on the floor because at this rate there will be no room for anything else. If I was his neighbour underneath I'd be worried I was going to be injured under a shower of marsh mallows and wax burners when the ceiling collapses. Think of the money they could have saved for their dream hoose instead of all the hoovers and boujee tat.
Chopping his tatties for the stovie next to the kitty litter. Yum
Iβm surprised he doesnβt have a boujee elf on the shelf... but there is time yet so aye.AND a believe bell
The contents of the litter tray look more appetising than the stovies to be honest..
Ffs. Ding a lingAND a believe bell
. Awe ma lovelies I hope youβre all well and are as alarmed as me at our marions rapid fall doon that rabbit hole. Iβve been into the deep recesses of my home. Gutting all corners and clearing shite out so not been on here for couple weeks. Iβm no religious but he needs a come to Jesus moment. An intervention if you will. A hot drinks station stored on what can only be described as Chernobyl grade MDF. A tree on acid that even fire is afraid of. A carpet cleaner for .2 sq ft of fuckin carpet. I had a bigger rug myself back in the 90s pre waxing Nair days.
Man alive itβs an assault on all the senses. Somebody send help quick.
THE RUG COMMENT HAS ENDED ME. ENDED ME MA LOVELIE.Ffs. Ding a ling
Iβm no religious but he needs a come to Jesus moment. An intervention if you will. A hot drinks station stored on what can only be described as Chernobyl grade MDF. A tree on acid that even fire is afraid of. A carpet cleaner for .2 sq ft of fuckin carpet. I had a bigger rug myself back in the 90s pre waxing Nair days.
Man alive itβs an assault on all the senses. Somebody send help quick.
CHRISTMAS HAS ARRIVED.
THE RUG COMMENT HAS ENDED ME. ENDED ME MA LOVELIE.
CHRISTMAS HAS ARRIVED.
. Youβre very welcome. Merry Christmas 
I wanna know what's happened to Derekβs advent calendar truck from last year.... 
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