Shoot me now. I actually thought that wax burner with removable top was a great idea 
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Lisa is on a register somewhere...It's both terrifying and fabulous!
Lisa is either taking the piss or needs locking up!
In the colour plywood got meI just watched it again and I genuinely can't believe it!!
Itβs the way he displays everything thatβs so seriously odd. Itβs like heβs showing off but itβs cheap tat It's just ridiculous and he hasn't got a clue - he slowly put the stuff on there and it's like he's his own personal merchandiser at home!In the colour plywood got me
"It's a Wonderful Life!" starring Marion. O Captain, I'm begging.....
The colour plywoodIt was everything I couldβve hoped for and a little bit more. The colour plywood
Oh we really have been entertained today ma lovelies... I came rushing in to share my wax melt, hot choc station photos but Iβm late to the party!!
and I agree-βin the colour plywood!!!β DEAD!!
and I agree-βin the colour plywood!!!β
DEAD!!
feckin hell Marion your bowels will be absooooloootely dead at the sight of that rancid looking dinner ma lovelie. Wouldnβt feed the pigeons that! 
A thought that bespoke wax burner was a bath for the borrower flat so aye ma luvlees
Just when we thought weβd seen it aw ma lovelies oor marion strikes again ... with his hot drinks station in the kitchen !! .. poor soul disny like clutter oan his kitchen worktops either 
!! ... hes delightit & obsesed wi it so he is ... nae debates noo if he says its no clutter then its no clutter its his page his rules lots a love mwah mwah mwah
!! .. poor soul disny like clutter oan his kitchen worktops either !! ... hes delightit & obsesed wi it so he is ... nae debates noo if he says its no clutter then its no clutter its his page his rules lots a love mwah mwah mwahPlus the cat sitting in the bedroom doorway giving you side eye death stare.That bedding
Imagine shagging and having those gonks staring at you
Looks like nipple tassles on a pair of saggy tits
βDerek loves coffee and I drink tea...β and this lead to a big duck off hot chocolate station 
She needs to get out more.Ok Lisa who are ya ?
For the money he has spent on shite this year that he will probably chuck out next year... he could have booked a 2 week all inclusive trip to the Caribbean.Wax burner & melts Β£20
Bed throws Β£15
Wooden shelves Β£13
Stacked storage jars Β£22
Misc tat he shared Β£15
..... Β£85 spunked up the wall and I haven't even included EVERYTHING on that train wreck in the corner!
But remember him and Deek are so comfortably off, good with money AND save every penny... So I'll get back in mah laine
IβVe never seen them have a holiday since Marions insta journeh began.
Am deed think I need to un follow oor marion...there are no words 
I just knew we were all in for a treat this weekend. I just knew it.
maybe Iβm an insider ...maybe Iβm Derek
maybe Iβm an insider ...maybe Iβm Derek
Someone else said it - I was buckled! Cable ties in the colour clear, lamp in the colour pink and hot chocolate station in the colour plywood
Luchzewry MDF anβ all, ma lovelie, so bespoke - Status