Right enough is enough Mario. Show us Derek as I’m really worried about him now 
SHOWMETHEDEREK!!!!!
SHOWMETHEDEREK!!!!!
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This is my christmas appeal. Can one of the talents on here do something with his gonk bedding? I think I need to see a melonk duvet cover please and thank you.
So he is gifted a boggin duvet set then said he had to buy a red throw, it reads as though he is complaining to the person that gifted it that he was made to go and buy it! Also when he shows his sausages (matron!) in that air fryer thing he aggressively slams it shut! Made me jump 
Where is he going to put his new wax melt? Seriously what surface is left? There is no space in that flat, it’s filled to the brim with shite. I don’t know how he can bear it.
He sounded so angry he had to buy his own throw and cushion covers. Surely someone could have gifted them to him
how many waxmelts does he need the house must be a mix of smells and give you the worst sore head
how many waxmelts does he need
the house must be a mix of smells and give you the worst sore headSORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE IMAGE THIS WILL PUT IN YOUR HEADThat beddingwhat is he? 6?!
Imagine shagging and having those gonks staring at you
he probs dresses Derek up as a Gonk for some Christmas role play
He's such a wee diddy just like his bespoke mirror decorations.... So aye. I think wee dezza has told Melvin to keep him aff insta cause he's getting the pish ripped right out him in work......
Mazda you need to stay in your Lane! That absoooloooot bespoke station will be covered in grease and cat hair by the end of the weekend ma lovelie 
He’s just said how much he hates clutter...... maybe that word means something else to him as his WHOLE flat is full of crap
How funny that you posted this before he'd even showed us his new hot drinks 'station'
Seriously...he's 37...the mind boggles. He could've at least painted it, it looks shite compared to his black/white/diamanté/bamboo 'theme'
In the name of duck....I hate clutter.
Clutter falls oot everytime he opens his gob.
Clutter falls oot everytime he opens his gob.
A hate clutter as yeez aww know...eh Marjorie? The only place clutterless is yer ceiling so aye nae debates
Just when we thought he had no more space to place a thing, he comes out that that shelf monstrosity. What in the holy duck is that? Looks so unfinished and cluttered. Can’t believe how little taste he has
This sounds dramatic but I think I would dump someone if everytime I came home they’d cluttered up another space in my house with totally unnecessary crap all for the purpose of keeping up with Instagram. He needs an intervention.
I did the same, wonder which one is us is Mo?Catching up on I'm a celebrity and near spat my tea out when Mo says "I'm a runner all I have to do is stay in my lane"
Aw, ma lovelies, as yiz aw know ah hate tae ask yiz fur hings, but it is now nezessiry fur yiz tae crowdfund fur ma fewnerull fur ah tell yiz aw, I AM DEID, deid ah tell yiz
“Ah hate cluttur” Meirdre 28.11.20
“Ah hate cluttur” Meirdre 28.11.20
Oh my god! The chocolate/tea/coffee/sugar/snack station! I can’t actually believe what I’ve seen
It just keeps getting better as he adds more shite to it! With the bleeping pipe music like something from the Wicker Man! Hasn’t even painted it. Just left it bespoke rustique mdf in the colour plywood
It just keeps getting better as he adds more shite to it! With the bleeping pipe music like something from the Wicker Man! Hasn’t even painted it. Just left it bespoke rustique mdf in the colour plywood
Nah he is taking the absolute piss ma lovelies.
What the duck is that monstrosity in the corner.
Seriously I wanna take a bat to his flat. Harley Quinn style
What the duck is that monstrosity in the corner.
Seriously I wanna take a bat to his flat. Harley Quinn style
It was everything I could’ve hoped for and a little bit more. The colour plywoodOh my god! The chocolate/tea/coffee/sugar/snack station! I can’t actually believe what I’ve seen
It just keeps getting better as he adds more shite to it! With the bleeping pipe music like something from the Wicker Man! Hasn’t even painted it. Just left it bespoke rustique mdf in the colour plywood
T’was bleeping magical & a real wee unexpected treat! First the gonk bedding, now this - he’s spoiling us today Nah he is taking the absolute piss ma lovelies.
What the duck is that monstrosity in the corner.
Seriously I wanna take a bat to his flat. Harley Quinn style
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Ah, crushed glass, ma lovelie! So boujee
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