Not watched Maria for a while but the extra decoration to his mirror looks like a pair of tits....so aye
Ps please say I’m not the only weirdo who thought this
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Ps please say I’m not the only weirdo who thought this
bleeping hell! ANOTHER wax warmer? I could understand a bit if they were decorated or limited edition. But they’re always plain ones that everyone will have. Dick
Could he not put the cat's toilet in the bathroom ffs? 
that's absolutely rotten sitting below the air fryer
that's absolutely rotten sitting below the air fryer
It’s e-scent-yoowal. Nae debates. Say nae mair about it!
A just veered right oot ma lane to come and say the same thing.
Not gonna lie, a love it when he goes away for a few days because he never disappoints on his return. Never change Marion, never change.
Luvlees a love how he tagged below his AD 'boughtmaself' so aye nae debates
It was the only burner left he didnae hiv so he hid tae buy it well except for the cross over wan he doesnae have that wan either
Honestly, he’s thick as mince.It was the only burner left he didnae hiv so he hid tae buy it well except for the cross over wan he doesnae have that wan either
“A hud tae get it, it was the only burner av no gowat... and av no git the other wun, the kina criss cross style”
All those fumes must be eroding the 4 brain cells he had.
OMG I’m dead
sums him up the big tit.omg his living room ...well his flat in general really does offend me
“It’s huge!!”
Bet it isn’t. It is just huge to him with his little Dolly hands. To a regular person it’s probably thimble sized
Bet it isn’t. It is just huge to him with his little Dolly hands. To a regular person it’s probably thimble sized
Fact is, if your home is clean, and you OPEN THE bleeping WINDOWS there is no need for all this scented crap.
why has he only got a hobbit tree? it looks tiny in that clip this morning. there's at least 2 feet between it and the criling. he should've gone the whole way to the top!
he'd have had room for far more tat on it too!
he'd have had room for far more tat on it too!
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He could at least get a covered one.Could he not put the cat's toilet in the bathroom ffs?
Passion killer bedding right there !Wit in tarnation IS that?And why is Melv, a 37 year old man, SO excited about it?
AND WHY IS DEREK ALLOWING IT?
Forget the smell of fresh flowers as you walk in, Mario will delight your olfactory system with eau de cat tit
Cat tit and IBS cheese board shits, covered with the smell of chemical cranberries.
Why does Melvin sound like he's sooking a toffee and drowning in his own slavers when he talks?
I made you all a Christmas present.
Don’t have nightmares now!!
Don’t have nightmares now!!
Ooh maybe he is on another tooth jurnehhh
literally just spotted this and immediately logged on here
Mario : How can I make this God awful mirror look worse? I know! I'll put an edible looking candy bra on it so it looks like a pair of breasts.
Oh yeah #WHERESDEREK
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