Cleaning with Mario #25 7th November Mario showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree

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BoujeeBabe

Haha, love it!!
 
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menopausalmargrit

Well ma lovelies a put ma tree up today - out the cupboard and up in less than 10 minutes. Fibre optic tree and looks much better than the tree that Barbie shat on up Marion Towers.

*raises a glass of mulled zoflora tae youse aw*
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

Anyone else getting 'maybe this isnae ma dream joab vibes'? It's physically demanding, he's not sleeping and with all that walking in the rain, hell be loaded wi colds in no time.

He's also done ALL the Christmas content others are doing earlier this month so he's zero content to offer.

Yeah Melv, you have a day aff the gram and treat yerself to some stovies in your hoosecoat!
 
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NOID-phal

Agree, cleaning as a job is hard work, especially after six months sitting on his sofa.

Now what sort of mask would suit someone with a knob nose? That's right, balls.
 

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BoujeeBabe

menopausalmargrit said:
Well ma lovelies a put ma tree up today - out the cupboard and up in less than 10 minutes. Fibre optic tree and looks much better than the tree that Barbie shat on up Marion Towers.

*raises a glass of mulled zoflora tae youse aw*
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Ahhh, sounds lovely!

*Raises a glass of joos in the colour red and passes a thimble of cheese*
 
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Johnnoijones

When did he actually last show any cleaning on his account? His account should be renamed doing fuck all with Mario
 
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Badaboom

Saint Mario is sharing a post about a wee boy that needs a bone marrow transplan. I bet he just shares the post and doesn’t go on the register himself, he has done his bit and will now use the story to get himself attention.
 
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Noseyrosie62

Johnnoijones said:
When did he actually last show any cleaning on his account? His account should be renamed doing fuck all with Mario
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Don’t forget the “now” at the end .

I don’t get the purpose of the now in “all areas of my life now”

hasn’t he always bloody over shared all areas
Of his life.

we have been on his
- teeth journeh
- cleaning journeh
- In bed with mazza and Derek
-moments of hysteria when funny things that didn’t happen happened
- his journeh to finding his dream jawb.
- his crafting journeh.

If he is now gonna share more with us i
Fear what it would be.

I just hope it doesnt involve latex , a whip and safe word
 
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Karma on yer arse

Thought I'd share new avatar created by my clever daughter - Melvin the tree.
Gives him quite a spiritual aura I think.
 
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DaimIt

Can’t sleep because there’s no room in that place for sleep . He’s got the tree up and he’s cleaned that rectangle of carpet within an inch of its life so he’s got nothing to post until he puts the pot of “stovies” on , on the weekend
 
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