I had to Google that because I didn't know there was such a thing - I thought you just kept your drinks and accessories in a cupboardSo we all know the surprise set up that deek will love is a hot chocolate station. I've already figured that one wayyyy back monzo. Band wagons are being well a truly jumped this year aren't they. I mean, considering he didn't even like Christmas in October 2019
What, in the name of fire hazard is that?2 things Ma lovelies
1 - Do we think dezza has give mazza the boot?
2 - I spy some gonks. I wondered how long it would be until he jumped on that band wagon.
Styled by a Dyson hoover more likeExcuse me ma lovelie, that’s been styled by a dyson hair dryer! Now take a seat and get some class!
My lovelie the wee oldie was in her late 80’s & fitI might be wrong but did he have a convo wit a wee old gal today? She was a lovely person, so bubbly, she was lovely so aye, she was at the bus stop, yea, lovely person, so aye, she was a clippie, he could imagine how hard her life had been but she was lovely, just a really lovely person, she was at the bus stop. So aye! I hope I’ve not imagined all that
Don’t forget she has been through many a wars in her life he can only imagineI might be wrong but did he have a convo wit a wee old gal today? She was a lovely person, so bubbly, she was lovely so aye, she was at the bus stop, yea, lovely person, so aye, she was a clippie, he could imagine how hard her life had been but she was lovely, just a really lovely person, she was at the bus stop. So aye! I hope I’ve not imagined all that
I bet they didn’t scar her as much as today’s bus stop encounter!!Don’t forget she has been through many a wars in her life he can only imagine
That bea kOk so basically .... the 80 year old lady is Marios made up way of saying his read on tattle and people ( tattlers ) have an issue because he is so happy and funny.
Mario ma wee lad you are funny I’ll give ye that, but we laugh at your narcissistic behaviour not with you.
Also side note - he is going a bit ott with that eye cream. He will blind himself before long
Well my lovelie.... he’s been working today, had a natter with a fit old lady in her late 80’s at the bus stap , now don’t u think his hair issue is slightly in its ain lane here
Tap tap tap
mwah mwah my lovelie
Also what's wrong with his nose etc etc I think he's an escaped genetic experiment.I’ve not read today’s yet but what (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck is going on with Marions hair the night? Why’s it stuck up then brushed to the side like that?
My lovelie... dandruffI think he’s just sprayed he’s face with Femfresh .... the silly fanny!
He needs to sort he’s dandruff out, that tops smothered
In the scent button mushroomA certainly hope it’s no his own bespoke boaby mist
That’s all his Christmas shopping, tbh prob is tat!all the tat on the top of the wardrobes in the background he’s such a red neck. Tat to the gunnels.
Go Rayn!I’ve not listened to his waffling stories cos I’m not in the mood for Mario mince the night, but I did click through on mute and spotted oor gurrrlll Rayn in the background plotting his demise:
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