Cleaning with Mario #25 7th November Mario showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree

[Johnnoijones]

Those 'Bamboo style/Cork style' things in his kitchen DO NOT MATCH either with each other or the black & white glitter theme.

I'm off to the reeenge to get some fabulosa in the scent ONE TAR BLACKBERRY

He is really into bamboo vibe at the moment my lovely. Get back in your lane

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I don't think I'll bother putting my tree this year, I mean I see bleeping Melvin's more on the gram than I would look at my own anyway. I just can't with him again at the moment, I am going through one of my no patience with cunts phases again

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I don't think I'll bother putting my tree this year, I mean I see bleeping Melvin's more on the gram than I would look at my own anyway. I just can't with him again at the moment, I am going through one of my no patience with cunts phases again

I hear you Mrs Bamalam! He actually makes me want to punch someone, preferably him, anytime I watch him!

But ma lovelies, there will be nae mare sore shoulders coz he’s taking his time cleaning!

 

[NOID-phal]

I hear you Mrs Bamalam! He actually makes me want to punch someone, preferably him, anytime I watch him!

But ma lovelies, there will be nae mare sore shoulders coz he’s taking his time cleaning!

Awaiting the frozen shoulder jurneh.

 

[SuzyE]

That flat is so cluttered, that l want to take a bin liner to it's contents

That a cat liiter tray, right? why wouldn't you keep it in the bathroom or hallway. Fair enough of people are meticulous, but this is wipe around Mario after allView attachment 312282

I'm lucky. I keep mine in the spare bedroom. Even if he put it in the hallway it would be better than the kitchen

It won't fit, both are truly tiny. I suppose bedroom, or behind the sofa, if he didn't fill it with crap. Not ideal anywhere really. I think that's why he sprays like a loon, the smell of cat everywhere.
Hahaha at him laying around for days, any Dr will tell him it's a very bad idea to let his shoulder and neck stiffen up further.

Knowing how clean he is, he'll be on top of the litterbox cleaning so it doesn't smell. I'm the same. Mine gets scooped 3 times a day for that reason.
People think its cats that smell, but it's owners who don't clean their boxes regularly.

 

[WookieCookie]

Maybe him and Wee dezza had a fall out and Lady Marion o Paisley had to ' sort hersel oout' if you get me meaning repetitive strain and all that...

 

[MaxieMoo]

That a cat liiter tray, right? why wouldn't you keep it in the bathroom or hallway. Fair enough of people are meticulous, but this is wipe around Mario after allView attachment 312282

I worry about the poor cat inhaling all the shite in the flat but I guarantee her food and water bowls get cross contaminated everytime Mario sprays down the work tops.

No way that poor cat isn't suffering from ingesting all those chemicals.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I think there’s even more stuff crammed into that corner than the last time I seen that bit of the bedroom

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuuuu?

I've had a notification on the NHS app saying I need to self isolate for 10 days - I was only out an hour and popped in 3 shops, so I'm fed up annoyed!

Buttttt..... I think I'll use ma time wisely and start reading thread 1 onwards!

 

[Popper]

Hullo ma lovelies. Just taking a seat, getting some class and parking my boujee arse (without the karma) for his bamboo and station journee. Buzzin

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I think there’s even more stuff crammed into that corner than the last time I seen that bit of the bedroom

That gives me insomnia and it's not my bedroom.
Melv has sleep problems even though he has tried EVERYTHING

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

I worry about the poor cat inhaling all the shite in the flat but I guarantee her food and water bowls get cross contaminated everytime Mario sprays down the work tops.

No way that poor cat isn't suffering from ingesting all those chemicals.

being cooped up in that flat all day with no fresh air and everything wax melt and diffuser going. I noticed in one of his stories the poor thing was sitting by the window trying to get some fresh air(probably trying to escape again). They could easily add some mesh to the windows so she could at least get some air

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I think there’s even more stuff crammed into that corner than the last time I seen that bit of the bedroom
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Was going to post the exact same thing. That room is making me stressed . Should change his name to hoarding with Mario

 

[Popper]

So where has the chair with the door knocker gone? Now that the pointless livingroom chair that holds the oversized dog toy is at the boujee vanity table?

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Shouldn't that eevah meee advent calendar have #ad #gifted etc on it?

Prick

So where has the chair with the door knocker gone? Now that the pointless livingroom chair that holds the oversized dog toy is at the boujee vanity table?

Maybe it's where his shoeboxes were, they've probably ended up in Deek's hangerless wardrobe

 

[Noseyrosie62]

I think there’s even more stuff crammed into that corner than the last time I seen that bit of the bedroom

I couldn’t sleep in that room It’s way to cluttered that must impact his sleep

 

[It’s All Fake]

I don't think I'll bother putting my tree this year, I mean I see bleeping Melvin's more on the gram than I would look at my own anyway. I just can't with him again at the moment, I am going through one of my no patience with cunts phases again

I was the same. Had to do a complete break. He just winds me up eventually and the new hoover pushed me over the edge. Absolutely no bleeping point to that purchase.
Anyway I’m back, missed you all and thank you @ayeayecaptain for your little message
So, Having had a quick recap on here, the godamn awful tree is up I see and he’s still spending Dereks money Missed bugger all then

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

So where has the chair with the door knocker gone? Now that the pointless livingroom chair that holds the oversized dog toy is at the boujee vanity table?

It's been moved to the wardrobe side of the bedroom and is operating as a shelf i.e. a tit ton of stuff has been dumped on top of it.

 

[Noseyrosie62]

I was the same. Had to do a complete break. He just winds me up eventually and the new hoover pushed me over the edge. Absolutely no bleeping point to that purchase.
Anyway I’m back, missed you all and thank you @ayeayecaptain for your little message
So, Having had a quick recap on here, the godamn awful tree is up I see and he’s still spending Dereks money Missed bugger all then

Well we did discover he could be the secret love child of the murderers Des Nilsson and Rose West

 

[345cn345]

Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuuuu?

I've had a notification on the NHS app saying I need to self isolate for 10 days - I was only out an hour and popped in 3 shops, so I'm fed up annoyed!

Buttttt..... I think I'll use ma time wisely and start reading thread 1 onwards!

Hullo ma lovelie . Ah can’t think of a better way to spend isolation than reading thread one onwards. Please pop back on here and remind us of belters from a time gone by . Mwah

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I was the same. Had to do a complete break. He just winds me up eventually and the new hoover pushed me over the edge. Absolutely no bleeping point to that purchase.
Anyway I’m back, missed you all and thank you @ayeayecaptain for your little message
So, Having had a quick recap on here, the godamn awful tree is up I see and he’s still spending Dereks money Missed bugger all then

Helloo....glad you’re ok!! But..was it perhaps someone else who messaged you? I don’t think it was me. I’ve been avoiding the wee prick aswell tbh