Cleaning with Mario #25 7th November Mario showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree

[TheNiceBeardMan]

So we all know the surprise set up that deek will love is a hot chocolate station. I've already figured that one wayyyy back monzo. Band wagons are being well a truly jumped this year aren't they. I mean, considering he didn't even like Christmas in October 2019

 

[BoujeeBabe]

So we all know the surprise set up that deek will love is a hot chocolate station. I've already figured that one wayyyy back monzo. Band wagons are being well a truly jumped this year aren't they. I mean, considering he didn't even like Christmas in October 2019

I had to Google that because I didn't know there was such a thing - I thought you just kept your drinks and accessories in a cupboard , but this "thing" I've found is horrific!

Although not as horrific as the corner coffee station, which I REALLY want Melv to buy - can you imagine it on the already cluttered work surface?

 

[MaxieMoo]

2 things Ma lovelies

1 - Do we think dezza has give mazza the boot?

2 - I spy some gonks. I wondered how long it would be until he jumped on that band wagon.

What, in the name of fire hazard is that?

Marion's flat literally gives me eyeball ache.

 

[Maggie28]

I had just taken my contact lenses out and took a look at Mario’s story, I thought he was hedgehog! What the hec has her done to his hair. The front looks flat while the back is all spikey
Either way once I’d put my glasses on. He still looked like a hedgehog.
Him slapping his skin is going to give me nightmares!

 

[Bestlife@60]

I might be wrong but did he have a convo wit a wee old gal today? She was a lovely person, so bubbly, she was lovely so aye, she was at the bus stop, yea, lovely person, so aye, she was a clippie, he could imagine how hard her life had been but she was lovely, just a really lovely person, she was at the bus stop. So aye! I hope I’ve not imagined all that

 

[MaxieMoo]

Excuse me ma lovelie, that’s been styled by a dyson hair dryer! Now take a seat and get some class!

Styled by a Dyson hoover more like

 

[Step-by-step]

I might be wrong but did he have a convo wit a wee old gal today? She was a lovely person, so bubbly, she was lovely so aye, she was at the bus stop, yea, lovely person, so aye, she was a clippie, he could imagine how hard her life had been but she was lovely, just a really lovely person, she was at the bus stop. So aye! I hope I’ve not imagined all that

My lovelie the wee oldie was in her late 80’s & fit
Did I imagine that

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Ok so basically .... the 80 year old lady is Marios made up way of saying his read on tattle and people ( tattlers ) have an issue because he is so happy and funny.

Mario ma wee lad you are funny I’ll give ye that, but we laugh at your narcissistic behaviour not with you.

Also side note - he is going a bit ott with that eye cream. He will blind himself before long

 

[Noseycow2020]

I might be wrong but did he have a convo wit a wee old gal today? She was a lovely person, so bubbly, she was lovely so aye, she was at the bus stop, yea, lovely person, so aye, she was a clippie, he could imagine how hard her life had been but she was lovely, just a really lovely person, she was at the bus stop. So aye! I hope I’ve not imagined all that

Don’t forget she has been through many a wars in her life he can only imagine

 

[Bestlife@60]

Don’t forget she has been through many a wars in her life he can only imagine

I bet they didn’t scar her as much as today’s bus stop encounter!!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Ok so basically .... the 80 year old lady is Marios made up way of saying his read on tattle and people ( tattlers ) have an issue because he is so happy and funny.

Mario ma wee lad you are funny I’ll give ye that, but we laugh at your narcissistic behaviour not with you.

Also side note - he is going a bit ott with that eye cream. He will blind himself before long

That bea k

 

[mammaof3]

Well my lovelie.... he’s been working today, had a natter with a fit old lady in her late 80’s at the bus stap , now don’t u think his hair issue is slightly in its ain lane here
Tap tap tap
mwah mwah my lovelie

I actually thought he said 'fat', had to watch it a few times then realised he said 'fit' lol

 

[Bestlife@60]

I think he’s just sprayed he’s face with Femfresh .... the silly fanny!
He needs to sort he’s dandruff out, that tops smothered

 

[NOID-phal]

I’ve not read today’s yet but what (and I cannot stress this enough) the duck is going on with Marions hair the night? Why’s it stuck up then brushed to the side like that?

Also what's wrong with his nose etc etc I think he's an escaped genetic experiment.

 

[Step-by-step]

I think he’s just sprayed he’s face with Femfresh .... the silly fanny!
He needs to sort he’s dandruff out, that tops smothered

My lovelie... dandruff cracker!!!..
Perhaps sparkle spray to blend in with his grotto

 

[twilightgarden]

A certainly hope it’s no his own bespoke boaby mist

In the scent button mushroom

 

[Bigbird2]

all the tat on the top of the wardrobes in the background he’s such a red neck. Tat to the gunnels.

That’s all his Christmas shopping, tbh prob is tat!

 

[twilightgarden]

I’ve just watched the bazillion dots and wondered if any of you lovelies can tell me if
A. The wee old wummin was a lovely person?
and
B. WTF is with the half Sonic hair and half flat hair
Thanks

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I’ve not listened to his waffling stories cos I’m not in the mood for Mario mince the night, but I did click through on mute and spotted oor gurrrlll Rayn in the background plotting his demise:

 

[twilightgarden]

I’ve not listened to his waffling stories cos I’m not in the mood for Mario mince the night, but I did click through on mute and spotted oor gurrrlll Rayn in the background plotting his demise:

Go Rayn!
Mario has mentioned Derek but we’ve not actually seen him. Has he been crushed by the tat piles?!