What has the baby jesus done to deserve Mario's Christmas decorations. Incorrect spelling on his tree topper has finished me. So holy and special. My head is full of the US election, I'd like to stop looking at twitter, but my brain won't let me. Sort of half feel Mario should be mounting legal challenges to our opinions on his taste in decorations. Sad! He's won bigly if you count his own opinion.
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Aye away for your breakfast so Rayn can steal those turkey twizzlers off your 9 fit windae garland.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I was thinking the same, I’m not really sure how it took 5 days to put that up? Unless he was taking 23hr breaks each day
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No but he is a great judge of character. He literally goes mad. I often have him on mute.
5 days! 
l thought l was a fanny with making sure things look right, but he's took it to a whole new level.
I mean seriously, the size of his flat!
l thought l was a fanny with making sure things look right, but he's took it to a whole new level.I mean seriously, the size of his flat!
99.99999% of that five days spent shoving things under the bed, in the attic, and I'm sad to say in Derek's wardrobe.5 days!
I mean seriously, the size of his flat!
Yeah the fairy was my particular favourite, with his wee bespoke diamond MarionThat’s the ugliest tree I’ve ever seen. I did enjoy listening to him talk about himself...sorry, the bespoke fairy
He’ll be sick of looking at all that tat by 25 November.
charm. His head really is rammed up his own arse.
Rather than spending money on this montrosity of a 'window dressing' he should buy some bloody curtains. Ideal place to hide the sharks behindWtf is that hanging from his windows are those turkey twizzlers I see
Cue the reposts from his lovelies of HiS and only HIS Christmas set up... I would really love to know what deek really thinks. Such a narcissist.
Ah but if the crystals fall off you get a free vajazzle ma lovelieBatteries not included
“Rayn is always by my feet” - no Mario she is thinking about how she is going to tear down that monstrosity of a tree
When all's said and done, I reckon his Christmas breaking point will be that chair in his bedroom. Stubbed toes ruin glad tidings.
The thought of him smashing his toes every day is killing me. Hopefully he'll fall over too. He desperately needs an intervention about the hoarding.
As he said this she fucked off away from him whilst giving him evils“Rayn is always by my feet” - no Mario she is thinking about how she is going to tear down that monstrosity of a tree
Yeah trying to trip the fucker up!“Rayn is always by my feet” - no Mario she is thinking about how she is going to tear down that monstrosity of a tree
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