Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Poptart]

It appears a 5 year old Christmas fairy vomited all over Derek's flat. Boujee.

 

[twilightgarden]

In true Mario style, it’s hideous! How much more Christmas shite will he add to it before the big day? Even though he’s completely finished with Christmas shopping and buying nae mair decorations so aye

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Notably missing from last year - forgotten about in the back of the mystery cupboard- is the plastic pink light up floral thingy.

Pleeeeeeeeeease let their be more to come

 

[Giselle]

It appears a 5 year old Christmas fairy vomited all over Derek's flat. Boujee.

Out both ends

 

[Rocketllama]

Of course his ‘bauble personalised of my name which is Mario in the colour wood with this boujee bespoke pink ribbon which ah crafted masel’ is slap bang at the top of the tree

Notably missing from last year - forgotten about in the back of the mystery cupboard- is the plastic pink light up floral thingy.

Pleeeeeeeeeease let their be more to come

I forgot about that monstrosity

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I am underwhelmed.

 

[Noseycow2020]

Is that it please let there be more to come

 

[AuntieSocial]

That’s the ugliest tree I’ve ever seen. I did enjoy listening to him talk about himself...sorry, the bespoke fairy

He’ll be sick of looking at all that tat by 25 November.

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Wtf is that hanging from his windows are those turkey twizzlers I see

 

[Mrshinchnot]

Oh FFS what a plaster surprised wee Marion's no on the top of the tree like the wee star he is

 

[Cleanayr]

Christmas is here and it's here to stay I thought Christmas was one day on the 25th of December??

 

[Maggie28]

My eyes!! Jesus Christ!!
Didn’t think his flat could look anymore tit. Then he whacks up his tree.
I wish he wouldn’t talk, I have to turn him down on my phone. My dog always barks when he hears him.

 

[honey&lemon]

So he’s got two ‘hello my lovelies’ and a Mario fairy...you wouldn’t think that flat was Dereks too.

 

[WookieCookie]

This........so aye

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Do you know what pisses me off about all this? It's all for the gram.it was either last Christmas or the Christmas before when he revealed he doesn't really do Christmas and he doesn't go ott as he doesn't enjoy it as he's usually ill. So said he just doesn't bother. Gains a following and suddenly now he's always been ott at Christmas and loves it and never shuts up about it. Fickle cuntaroony.

Oh and at the time he said it annoyed him the way people went on and on about Christmas and it's just not for him...... Then next breath he started Christmas shopping in October. This was last year actually!pretty sure it was

 

[shadyessex33]

Why did him saying “I’m always early to the party, never late” sound like a threat

 

[DilysMcGillis]

I am DEID Deid, I tell you The bespoke fairy In the “freem” blush pink A pink gonk All introduced by the biggest gonk himself The centrepiece with the £9.99 tea light holders - you were robbed, Meirdre Remember last year he told us the reason he has his door wreath on the inside is so no one steals it Eh, think you’d be safe with that one, Meirdre Unless someone was stealing it as a present for someone they really disliked I am bleeping dead That boujee wee tour was bleeping tremendous! Wee Meirdre proud as punch And just when I thought it was all over, he tantalised me with a wee something still to come for the hall...I cannot bleeping wait

 

[allforthegram]

This is definitely my favourite thread on here ma lovelies
Dieing at these comments

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

The nutcrackers in blush pink. Just pink would suffice monzo. They were literally just pink.

 

[weebee]

5 days for that? I honestly can’t understand what has taken him 5 days, almost a week, to set up. It’s shite.