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Well I for one LOVE him as a pumpkin
Meanwhile I couldn't stop myself doing these.
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Letshinch needs a spire to herself can’t stand the wincing one minute then I’m all rite next!!!I thought he had sensitive skin how the fuk can he wear that stuff on his boujee coupon n come oot in a rash??!!!
It will forever be housecoat sorryI love reading you lot write the way he speaks Today he GUTTED the flat. Only him and Derek live there. It's tiny and immaculate. Why does he need to deep clean every 5 mins. Also hubby was watching Scottish Matilda on YouTube yesterday I laughed my bleeping head off its so funny. Everything lately reminds me of Mario. I even told my hubby to bring my hoosecoat downstairs. He said it's a dressing gown you fool.
This from a man that cleans with ammonia without gloves! He’s a muppet. He constantly contradicts himself, I feel like my brain is rotting whenever I listen to any of his mind numbing incoherent babbling.Well his bespoke hands are perfectly fine no sensitivities considering he's "stopped all that carry on" of buying products he only uses what he needs in the 5 cupboard full ..
Oh wow but I’m sure there is some twit out there that would buy itSo I've been online tonight beginning to look for Xmas gifts for a precocious, pre-teen niece tonight and I've come across some more bespoke show pieces for the flat given it seems so bare and minimalistic and needs something to help it shine bright....
Other than Mario, who on earth wants things like this???
Him as the sisters from the Shining genuinely freaked me outView attachment 286868
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Well I for one LOVE him as a pumpkin
Meanwhile I couldn't stop myself doing these.
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this cracked me up.Sensitive Skin??? He looks like he's had a run through Debenhams front counter bollock naked, Had a fight wae a boots consultant and lost, now looks like a shaved cockateil covered in every cream and lotion under the sun and sounds like a lush employee promoting said shite. Pain in the Bespoke arse