Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Followthey]

“My outbox is through the roof”
“You need them in the colour clear”
He really is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Anti-influencer]

Who else is tempted to answer “Derek” to his question about if we wanted him to release something what would it be?

 

[shadyessex33]

Why did Moira spring to mind when I saw this?

 

[Poptart]

It appears a 5 year old Christmas fairy vomited all over Derek's flat. Boujee.

 

[shadyessex33]

Why did him saying “I’m always early to the party, never late” sound like a threat

 

[Eat more cake]

Just a wee bit of insight - M&S haven't had their own security guards for years. It's been contracted out for about 10 years so they are not technically m&s employees. Useless info I know.
The uniform he is wearing is Warehouse/Operations, so he'll be in the loading bay unloading the wagons, putting the food deliveries in the fridge and general warehouse duties. Also collecting trollies.
I worked for M&S for nearly 20 years.

 

[Tofuniam]

Made space for the Christmas tree.... how much crap does he have on every surface in his beejoooooo living room!

Made space for the tree, but now has to parkour over the chair to get into bed. Never change, Melvin

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Surely anyone in their right mind would send the new hoover back when it arrives coz YOU DONT FUCKING NEED IT!

Also, you’re lucky is he has 2 metres squares of carpet to clean because the rest is covered in tat.

Derek is a mug. He doesn’t deserve a job if he’s using money to buy stuff for that ugly big nosed brown toothed prick.

Rant over.

 

[Booboo76]

Frankincense and mirth, fuckin mirth, he really is a fuckin idiot, I cannot stand his stupidity anymore, how he can walk and talk at the same time is beyond me, dumbass!

 

[Cagayu]

A map for reference. Red squiggle in the park was where his tree picture was taken. The police station (going by the cleaner suggestion above). I don’t think we were far off thinking that he’d work near by if it’s true!
hopefully one of his lovelies will make him confirm or deny this

 

[Bestlife@60]

Thank you for asking Marion........My cheeseboard must is Cheese!

 

[MaxieMoo]

I'm still a bit of a Marion virgin so sorry for the questions but why the fuck has he put his Christmas Tree up in bloody November?

Derek must feel like he is on the Krypton Factor when he is stoned off his face trying to find his way to the kitchen.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Does anyone else think he’s ditched his Christmas tree this year and he will just have the new shark hoover in the corner decorated with lights and tinsel?

 

[Badaboom]

Spoiler alert. He mentioned Dunelm but that it was too small. He could've got 2 for half the price he's paid for his crafty supplies. Reckon it's this.

Pissed myself when he said they do something similar ‘at the company’ Dunelm (did it come in the scent plastic and the colour brown, aye?)

Eight quid! eight quid for the sticks!! You know you can pick them up for free in the park, don’t you? Whit a red neck

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Thank you. I’ve not seen him do his face smacking either for an age now.

I haven't been able to find a tappy tappy one I miss when Melvin used to come home from Debenhams, chat for 20 minutes about how he had nothing to tell us all and tap his face like a deranged baboon. Those were the glory days

 

[WookieCookie]

I'm sure he said he got the crap to make his xmas cheeseboard holder from 'Hobbit Craft '

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Why do they always feed him with such delusional shite

 

[Badaboom]

What is in the bag behind the kitchen door?

Crisssssssssssssssss

Uh oh he’s gonna be like a dug wi two dicks, isn’t he?

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Ughh tattle won’t allow me to upload the gif but here’s a screen shot of basically my face every time Marion talks shite which is basically all the time

 

[Cagayu]

Saved that gem for later. Thanks Marion