Kikini Bamalam
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God I so hope it's all true! Dream job my arse! I can just see the desk sarge give our Melv a withering look, as Melv sashays past him with his mop, singing Higher love and potato hearting at him
you should read the responses to his QuestionThat comment HAS to be a wind up, surely? @Kikini Bamalam was it your handiwork?
The real giveaway was “I’d buy one”It looks like it was made by Stevie Wonder FFS!
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I suspect IBS isn’t the issue... I had bum fun once and I couldn’t sit right for a week...How the fuck can he eat all that cheese, processed meat and garlic dip if he has super sensitive ibs where he falls through the flairboards?
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Straight on to say exactly this! You beat me to itNae patience for Marion and his histrionics the dae ma lovelies
Does he realise that Fabulosa have sent this box of shite to many other cleaning accounts in exchange for promotion? They haven’t done it out of the goodness of their hearts. Why is he reading that letter aloud, voice catching in his throat, like it’s been addressed to him personally? You’ve been sent some cleaning products to the value of about £10 hun, you’re not accepting an Academy Award![]()
Provvy wumminWee Derek must be best pals with the provvy wuman so aye mwah mwah mwah![]()
Probably told them to fuck off he’s at work and is waiting for it to be framed before he’ll join inSo I see that a lot of the Glasgow grammers are joining forces to promote a brilliant Christmas charity, led by the one that had the recent window journey. Has set up a Just Giving page and the slogan "help a kid for a quid" and they all put it on their stories last night. So far so great and they've already exceeded their donations target.
But I can't help wondering why Melvin isn't a part of this, particularly as he's aw aboot Christmas and his following is bigger than the rest of them combined? Not invited or turned the invitation down? Or missed the call as his outbox is permanently "unindated"?
Waiting to see if he'll give it a shout out seeing as a few of his favourites are involved.
Also, he was cleaning the touch points you touch with your hands.... As opposed to the touch points you touch with your knob or something ..“A dae aw ma touch-points twice a week, aye so ah dae thum aw the time”
WTFtouch points? I am thinking he is getting the bespoke phrase of “touch-points” fae his new joab. My work have employed more cleaners to come and do extra cleaning of all touch points though-out the day. However, I work in a school where hundreds of kids with manky hands touch said points throughout the day - not in a polly pocket flat with 2 grown men.
So aye, lovin the touch point chat Marion. Another phrase to add to the list
Sorry ma lovelie I never seen you’d wrote this before I jumped in and commented.Who else is tempted to answer “Derek” to his question about if we wanted him to release something what would it be?![]()