Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Exhausted Pigeon]

No wonder Fabulosa are exploring other promotional avenues (ie cheap instagrabbers) seeing as one of their main retailers are in trouble....

 

[NOID-phal]

Old, dry, battered and been through the wringer .

Like a vandalised bus seat, etc

 

[Blurp]

Is this the time to confess that I've joined the Sharkerati? Lakeland had a slash of their Shark steam mop prices and I had a discount voucher for them as well so got mysel a wee steam mop for ma flairs - aa wid an sivin dugs ben the hoose, an ain o em got the dementia wi poo aawhire.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

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I'm hooting the 3 wicked witches of Paisley

 

[twilightgarden]

Hello ma lovelies, I am off to catch up on what ma wee elf boy in tights has been up to today, as ma joab has kept me busy. I won’t share ma joab on here cos its no fer tattle, yer nosey fuckers

It’s not a secret though

 

[twilightgarden]

Does anyone else think he’s ditched his Christmas tree this year and he will just have the new shark hoover in the corner decorated with lights and tinsel?

A shark tree in every room!

Is this the time to confess that I've joined the Sharkerati? Lakeland had a slash of their Shark steam mop prices and I had a discount voucher for them as well so got mysel a wee steam mop for ma flairs - aa wid an sivin dugs ben the hoose, an ain o em got the dementia wi poo aawhire.

Let me know your review of the shark ma lovelie. Doesn’t look much good when Mario uses it but he’s probably not using it properly

 

[Onlinedetective]

If, and it's a massive if, deek bought him a new Hoover as "a surprise" ( which he is implying) he has went so far down in my estimations! I'm guessing marion had a meltdown and demanded a new one! Where the actual fuck do they get their money? It baffles me!

Some of the old posts about this suggested derek was claiming he was living on his own. Not sure if it effected benefits.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

A couple of creepy nutcracker soldiers where the candlesticks used to be on his hearth.

Is this what shamazing looks like?

 

[Johnnoijones]

Mario : 'I don't like drama '.

Also Mario : ' I don't have a team behind me. I don't have people telling me what to do!' *Sly smirk*

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Those lips are like the Sahara. He needs to invest in a good lip scrub

 

[Instainsta]

Scummy mummy on begging for donations in true children in need pudsy style, why why why she doesn't have a page on here baffles me ...so aye ma luvlees

admin have said she doesn’t have enough followers ie she has bought a lot xx

 

[mammaof3]

Sounded like her had phlegm in his gob - murff.

 

[kazizzle]

Renfrewshire Council had a big recruit of cleaners in September to help with the covid fight so that could work if that’s the case. Need to keep an eye out for the pink lanyard he would have as a RC employee.

the council advertised 100 cleaner posts but I don’t think they got them all directly so are currently employing a lot of cleaning staff through agencies. They are still advertising so mario is still in with a chance if he is working elsewhere!


Also as far as I know in Renfrewshire the council dont provide cleaners for the police stations.

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

The only time I’ve ever heard the brother mentioned is when he #gifted Moira that snide Gucci wallet for the 37th birthday he’s still dining out on

 

[Bigbird2]

Personal preference tae their own!!! The fact he also describes the setup as “simple” if that’s simple, I’d hate to see busy!

The boxes underneath his tree put me in mind of a box you’d get for someone’s ashes. Not a good look.

It’s the pink organza bloody hideous x

 

[Noseyrosie62]

So I've been online tonight beginning to look for Xmas gifts for a precocious, pre-teen niece tonight and I've come across some more bespoke show pieces for the flat given it seems so bare and minimalistic and needs something to help it shine bright....

Other than Mario, who on earth wants things like this???

Oh wow but I’m sure there is some twat out there that would buy it

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Wtf is that hanging from his windows are those turkey twizzlers I see

an uneven, hot turkey twizzler mess

 

[Giselle]

That escalated quickly

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It’s amazing the differing views of 3 people

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

just laughing at the fact Mrs Hinch commented lip balms on his what should I bring out

taking a trip down memory lane -
Remember before COVID When Mario was doing all he could to try and meet up with Hinch because they are Bessies

Hinch was clearly dodging and then there was some evet where loads of cleaning “influencers”were invited, and Mario wasn’t
Himch made a surprise appearance (Paid obvs because she does nothing out the goodness of her heart)

I just remember Mario trying to pretend like he couldn’t make it and would meat up with “soph” soon.

bet she is glad COVID happen lad to get him off her back

with his old furry teeth She probably didn't want to get to close to his stench breath for fear of disintegrating

 

[Cagayu]

What a load of old tripe! What a lot of useless packaging.! Yikes. Calm down, you're only candles! You're not a fake lois futon bag like or wee Mario's! Stay in your own lane hen mwah mwah x x

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I swear he had mentioned about a new wicker basket for his new Ava may hoarding. although I can’t remember if I’m confusing it with the 3 baskets under his console table in the living room filled with Ava may stuff.

Any recommendations with who is worth watching on Instagram purely for their tattle thread?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Looks like packets of crisps or something Doesn’t look like recycling

Its criss ma luvlee nae debates oan ma page