Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Giselle]

I can’t cope with him anymore, from that ridiculous vajazzled febreeze bottles that looks like something my 4yr old niece has been messing around with when she’s been doing arts and crafts to this shark hoover he’s got, like is there any need? How the floors in that tat filled flat haven’t fell through yet il never know. Seriously what does he need that hoover for , sure you can’t even get round half the floor to hoover as there’s that much shite everywhere?! Same as the dyson hairdryer for that dome of his, has about 5 hairs on his head yet has more product that boots and Superdrug combined in the bedroom. Absolute moon unit of a man, nae debates about that!

Moon unit of a man ....

Fuck me nearly nodded off watching him waffling on about 'what he does for a bizznizz and helping them grow'

That’s why we find him such an annoying cuntwaffle .... he just totally loves himself . There are other accounts that post lots of shit but they do it honestly and naturally... just having a laugh and enjoying it. Marigold has such a big ego (to match his forehead & nose together) that we are just like WTAF .... total fucking knobend

 

[Wee Boujee Hobbit]

Does Deek have insta? What's his joab? How the hell did Marsha break his hoover? Just him and Deek in that flat. No kids or dogs fucking about wrecking the place like in my house. Who broke the cable? Weird.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Where the fuck is the cat?! He shows us the whole flat and no cat

I've not seen her for ages either.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Well...its defo Police Scotland....not Mill Street or Helen St.... its a building called Osprey House in Paisley....Still to find out if he's cleaning.... I feel unburdened and right back in ma lane.

Oooooh I say! Do you think you will be able to find oot anymore? Thank you for the information, ma lovelie!

Just been catching up on the million dots. Can someone decipher this?! ‘The initials to Andover’ Mario you ok hun?
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Also on his latest stories where he’s wittering on about the hunners o messages in his outbox about his tree, sounds like his #kindlygifted teeth are falling out

Is Andover Melv's bit oon the side?

I’ve been for a few meetings in that building, which Police Scotland were hosting. I believe it’s all support staff / business functions. As far as I know nothing that would be entry level so I doubt he’d be employed by them. Maybe facilities management for the building though
I’m now trying to think who I know well enough there that I could casually quiz

I wonder if he's in charge and/or helping create table plans and setting them for functions?

 

[SuzyE]

Oh friggin hell, there he goes waffling on as usual

 

[twilightgarden]

All the better to smooch with ma lovelie.

Don't know why, but your comment is giving me little red riding hood connotations, with Melvin being your wolfie granny.

Aargh! I just have visions of Mario in a red hoosecoat and his big eBay glasses now.

 

[maggiedoot]

Was going to say it must be a Scottish thing I don’t know anyone in my life that’s ever called it a vacuum it’s definitely a Hoover here

we do here in Ireland too!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Mornin ma luvlees well that was a speech and a half, surprised fabulosa didnae send Marjorie the stuff you spray down the shitter to mask the stinks when his IBS is thru the roof and flairs but glad he got the pama violet scent so aye back intae ma ain lane

How many times did he say he doesnae go unnoticed....fml

And yeez aww kno

 

[Poptart]

I dont know how he sticks having a cat litter tray in that tiny flat too.
My cat had an operation and she isn't allowed out for 4 weeks.
Ive had to get a shit tray for her and I swear I can smell it every time I come into the house. I empty it every day, hose it out in the garden and refill it.
How does he even clean Rayns? He must have to clean it in the shower

Oh god, I hope he doesn't take us on a litter tray cleaning jourrrrneeeeee

 

[blueshowbizz]

Defo! That’s a McGills heater grill bit

Maybe the No.38 which would take him to Helen Street ?

 

[Maggie28]

First time posting, just been catching up after a few days away.
@Noseyrosie62 would you still like to know why letshinchandbehappy got fired from home bargains.... I have the

Ah go on then, I wanna know?

 

[D2theyawn]

Listen to his voice this morning.... two thousand and tweeeeentiiiiiiiiiii

 

[D2theyawn]

Oh I did this one too but forgot to post it here. Prepare to lose your lunch lads and lasses

Aw kikini hen gonnae no

 

[allforthegram]

Oooo Marion you tease, what’s for dinner?
Im going with something boggin to clog up the bowels in the slow cooker
ma lovelies

absolutely dieing at these videos too ma lovelies

 

[Badaboom]

I thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tall They’re posing Behind the counter in Starbucks but have a face mask on so can’t see their face very well hair looks similar tho
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.

Where did you see it, is it somewhere we could go and look

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

There's not going to be much room for tapasssss on the tapasssss table.

 

[Itscharlibaby]

I’m Scottish and forever find myself saying.... so, aye.

At least you’ve got the excuse you’re Scottish!

 

[Badaboom]

Starbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined it
The post from earlier tonight.

I can see why you thought it, but I think that guy is too tall and just looks like a normal young man, not weird enough for Melv

 

[Cagayu]

I can’t stop laughing at the “Derek/Mario believes” boxes

Surely one box would have been sufficient?!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I mean, it is Mario after all. I’m surprised he can even spell vacuum. Or shark for that matter.

Yup, surprised he doesn't go all ecover and call it a Hoo-Over