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The 9foot Garland which has been bespokly remodelled to fit the tap of the winday this year instead of the fireplace is my fave part. Can see it all collapsing down very soon. And did he say his sister came to help him? Hope you weren’t breaking rules and having Crystal in your wee flat all in the name of the 9 foot Garland!
The pink fairy with his name on has done me. I am DONE.
is it just me ...but usually when people have a Xmas decoration with someone’s name on it it’s usually in memory. You know like someone has passed away.
or maybe for a babies1st Xmas.
I have never know someone to buy Xmas decorations dedicated to themselves
I just can’t cope. You are right Mario it is Xmas and you are the gift that just fucking keeps on giving
Because I’m a relatively new Marionette, I’m not so familiar with his flat layout. When I was following his unveiling and we got to the tree I thought we were still in the hall. Was that where the chair that’s now in the bedroom was?
How the hell do they navigate their way around without injuring themselves?
Phew he has put up the link for the sparkly bog roll
Around his tree. I’ll rest easy now!
The class of 5 year olds I teach could put together a better tree.
He is off out for cat shit uncooked sausage breakfast.
How was that 5 days of stress...was it because the trees taller than him n he couldn’t get a ladder big enuf to reach the top!!!! See the febreeze is still takin pride of place
Do you know what pisses me off about all this? It's all for the gram.it was either last Christmas or the Christmas before when he revealed he doesn't really do Christmas and he doesn't go ott as he doesn't enjoy it as he's usually ill. So said he just doesn't bother. Gains a following and suddenly now he's always been ott at Christmas and loves it and never shuts up about it. Fickle cuntaroony.
Oh and at the time he said it annoyed him the way people went on and on about Christmas and it's just not for him...... Then next breath he started Christmas shopping in October. This was last year actually!pretty sure it was
Because I’m a relatively new Marionette, I’m not so familiar with his flat layout. When I was following his unveiling and we got to the tree I thought we were still in the hall. Was that where the chair that’s now in the bedroom was?
How the hell do they navigate their way around without injuring themselves?
You will soon learn every spare inch of that flat is covered in absolute tat, where he manages to keep it all bewilders me and I’m always saying how I’m worried for his neighbour that’s below him as one day that floors gonna give way for the sheer amount of shite he’s got sitting in the flat. It gives me the serious fear.
How was that 5 days of stress...was it because the trees taller than him n he couldn’t get a ladder big enuf to reach the top!!!! See the febreeze is still takin pride of place
So many o you lovelies r asking wer I goat all ma tat fae ,thooousands o messages. Is the world full o fannies ........... so aye. He's fuckin ripping ma knitting this morning mwah mwah mwah
Wee gonna unindated with reposts of monsanloids contribution to the spirit of Christmas and frothing fannies all over the world will be erecting their trees over these coming few days.... Its a new dayn of dawn of Christmas absolutely inspired by the hero of everything, manbagzda
My eyes!! Jesus Christ!!
Didn’t think his flat could look anymore shit. Then he whacks up his tree.
I wish he wouldn’t talk, I have to turn him down on my phone. My dog always barks when he hears him.
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