No tit sherlock!
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Omg he posted a pic of bro and he says he doesn’t read here 
love you Mario you stay in that bespoke lane of yours ok huneeeeeeeeeeeeeey
love you Mario you stay in that bespoke lane of yours ok huneeeeeeeeeeeeeey
He really needs a nose jurnee; it's bigger than his tiny mushroom.
The wee arse is threatening his reveal tonight. Crack on Melvin. I'm pulling a nightshift watching CNN anyway, so yippee-ki-yay asshole. Bring it.
I read that as nose jumper.
Let's hope he adds the recipe to his highlights so we can all indulge in this culinary delight
Wonder how many tablespoons of powder he used.Let's hope he adds the recipe to his highlights so we can all indulge in this culinary delight
Remember when he did his Mario master chef and said he’d used 4 tablespoons of the salt and pepper spice mix instead of teaspoons
He definitely fancies himself. I Imagine he sits there for hours looking at himself and that hooter from all angleswhile thinking little ole Deek is punching with a babe like him
Gordon Ramsay must be shitting it eh 
bleeping cats probably grateful it's on the cat food and no eating wee Marion's masterchef dinners 
bleeping cats probably grateful it's on the cat food and no eating wee Marion's masterchef dinners 
85g to 1/2 pint of water if I recall correctlyWonder how many tablespoons of powder he used.
Remember when he did his Mario master chef and said he’d used 4 tablespoons of the salt and pepper spice mix instead of teaspoons
To be fair it hurt my feelings too
Does anyone else think he’s ditched his Christmas tree this year and he will just have the new shark hoover in the corner decorated with lights and tinsel?
Is this the time to confess that I've joined the Sharkerati? Lakeland had a slash of their Shark steam mop prices and I had a discount voucher for them as well so got mysel a wee steam mop for ma flairs - aa wid an sivin dugs ben the hoose, an ain o em got the dementia wi poo aawhire.
A shark tree in every room!
Let me know your review of the shark ma lovelie. Doesn’t look much good when Mario uses it but he’s probably not using it properly
Well ma lovelies
I am spectacularly underwhelmed by marions grand unveiling, 5 days to put that together???
way he’s been going on about it I was expecting a rival for selfridges in a boujee bespoke flat.....
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I am spectacularly underwhelmed by marions grand unveiling, 5 days to put that together???
way he’s been going on about it I was expecting a rival for selfridges in a boujee bespoke flat.....
nae debates
Morning lovelies. It's splendiferous in its distinctly average awfulness. Added gonks, as predicted, a window treatment (sorry, too much USA in me at the minute) and an extra tealight or two in his homemade bespoke twig and berry display.
And he claims it's been stressful
And he claims it's been stressful
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