Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Kikini Bamalam]

He hasn’t waved at a mirror the last few days

Best I could get for you ma lovelie xx

 

[GiftedNotFree]

And a steamer, mop and bucket. He must shove it all ootside the front door when he does a tour of his mansion.

I think this could be a shout! Unless the Monica cupboard in the kitchen really is a narnia, there’s no other explanation.

He’s got a mop and bucket, the steamer, the flash mop, the handheld hoover, the brand new shark, the older shark and a carpet cleaner. It’s the only thing that makes sense!

 

[Cagayu]

Best I could get for you ma lovelie xx

Thank you. I’ve not seen him do his face smacking either for an age now.

 

[Poptart]

And a steamer, mop and bucket. He must shove it all ootside the front door when he does a tour of his mansion.

I reckon they are attached to rope and hung out the window.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Thank you. I’ve not seen him do his face smacking either for an age now.

I haven't been able to find a tappy tappy one I miss when Melvin used to come home from Debenhams, chat for 20 minutes about how he had nothing to tell us all and tap his face like a deranged baboon. Those were the glory days

 

[Tofuniam]

I reckon they are attached to rope and hung out the window.

Or in a hired storage unit around the corner. Probably with Derek once the Christmas tree arrives. Nae debates, we have to give the lovelies content in the colour seasonal!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Oh hun you are spoiling us with all these Marion gifs

BEFORE

Best I could get for you ma lovelie xx

AFTER

He has a boarding problem! All the fuss he made about the vanity mirror Derek bought being too small and now , by the looks of it, he's gone back to using a smaller one

 

[Goldieoldie]

I think he opens that magic cupboard in his kitchen and it takes him to a massive shamazing mansion that him and Derek have bought with all the money he has made from Instagram and like to play down it down x

 

[NOID-phal]

Hello ma lovelies, how are you all? I decided that today, on this new dayn of dawn of a new England lockdown I would make you all a wee treat to help you get through this month. I know that we are all gutted that Melvin won't be able to regale us all with his hauls from the shops, so hopefully this will make up for it all

Are these bally brows, the ones he used to scrub off the next day, along with half his x zeema riddled five head?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Are these bally brows, the ones he used to scrub off the next day, along with half his x zeema riddled five head?

Nah these were by @phiboldbrowsbygem they are a complete catastrofuck of a set of eyebrows, that he thinks look so natural...

 

[NOID-phal]

Nah these were by @phiboldbrowsbygem they are a complete catastrofuck of a set of eyebrows, that he thinks look so natural...

They divert attention from his eiffel tower of a nose, the poor bastard.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh I did this one too but forgot to post it here. Prepare to lose your lunch lads and lasses

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Mario on the bus be like..

 

[candyfloss99]

Does she have a thread on here?

Yes she does now. Search for letshinchandbehappy no spaces.

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Hello ma lovelies, how are you all? I decided that today, on this new dayn of dawn of a new England lockdown I would make you all a wee treat to help you get through this month. I know that we are all gutted that Melvin won't be able to regale us all with his hauls from the shops, so hopefully this will make up for it all

Ma lovely fear not Mazza is in the process of erecting Marios Xmas grotto. All that sparkles will be shoved in our faces soon enough. Nobody can compete with his tack tastic Xmas, youuu must stay in ye own lane no debates we will be in for a shocker soon enough.

Oh hun you are spoiling us with all these Marion gifs

BEFORE


AFTER
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He has a boarding problem! All the fuss he made about the vanity mirror Derek bought being too small and now , by the looks of it, he's gone back to using a smaller one

How many mirrors does this man have.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

He's quiet today. With the exception of the wreath on the inside of the front door, Christmas decs were contained to just the lounge last year.
I think he'll have Christmas explode through the whole flat this year. Just like his IBS, it'll be through the roof and the flairboards.

I'm so exciteeeeeeeeeeed

 

[Popper]

Ahm sorry, I know it’s been said, but where the fabulosa are all the bloody hoovers/carpet cleaners/hand-helds stored? I think we should shelf the investigation into his joab, and open up a new one to find the storage place for the multiple hoovers - nae debates

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Ma lovely fear not Mazza is in the process of erecting Marios Xmas grotto. All that sparkles will be shoved in our faces soon enough. Nobody can compete with his tack tastic Xmas, youuu must stay in ye own lane no debates we will be in for a shocker soon enough.


How many mirrors does this man have.

I’m not sure the image of Marion erecting anything is one that we’d want, need or like, ma lovelie Maybe don’t mention Marion & erections in the same sentence again. Ever.

 

[MaxieMoo]

Ahm sorry, I know it’s been said, but where the fabulosa are all the bloody hoovers/carpet cleaners/hand-helds stored? I think we should shelf the investigation into his joab, and open up a new one to find the storage place for the multiple hoovers - nae debates

Maybe him and Derek are now renting the flat next door and using it as storage.

 

[Cleanayr]

Oh hun you are spoiling us with all these Marion gifs

BEFORE


AFTER
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He has a boarding problem! All the fuss he made about the vanity mirror Derek bought being too small and now , by the looks of it, he's gone back to using a smaller one

3 mirrors in that wee corner wow!!